how many crashs have you had ?????

[Anonymous]

how many cars have you wrote off ?
who many ???s worth of damage did you do ?
How did it happen ?

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

ive had a few but only wrote off one. Some bastard vicar crashed into me and wrote off my old astra , he admitted it was his fault at the time then l8r said it was me in the wrong!! Man of the cloth my fucking arse!! Proof that god tries to screw you over! He paid up in the end although never admitted it was his fault :-/ dumb ass, bible bashin, soul soliciting, pigfucker.

If anyone ever crashes in to you get them to write a statement on the spot stating it was their fault and get them to sign it with witnesses also. it may sound drastic but if a vicar tries it on then anyone can.X-(

[Anonymous]

none touch wood :O

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[Anonymous]

defo agree with blondie had loads of examples of people changing their stories.
also never admit fault.

[Anonymous]

None out from 2 years driving and 4 cars (3 of which have been nova's) :)

[Anonymous]

2, 1 my fault, 1 not, 1 wrote off, 1 close. 2 2 many. never again me hopes.

>:) D.E.V.I.L. >:)

[Anonymous]

Drivin over 2.5 years, only accident i have been in was wen a woooman in a laguuuuna went into the back of me & the insurace wudnt claim against her, cos she was in a hurry to get to her hubbies death bed, he did 5 mins later, so i wasnt bothered about hassling her for cash.

Had 4 cars, 1 mini, 1 xr2 & 2 nova's.

[Anonymous]

i still would of :P

>:) D.E.V.I.L. >:)

[Anonymous]

u ever crashed your nova ian?


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[Anonymous]

I've not has a "crash", only the odd little "bump".

The first was when I reversed into my Dad's Nova.....did nothing to my 'tina, but smashed his rear lens.
New one was ?20 from scrappy.
The second was in the car park at College....I was reversing, looking behind as you do, and swing the front end round to get the right angle, only the front steered into the back corner of a van.....it was a shitty Works Council Van, and did nothing to it as it only scrubbed the bumper, so I didn't tell anyone. It pt a dint in my wing, and a nice black line of scrubbed plastic!
And the third was when that twat reversed into me a few weeks ago in the car park at the scrappy.....smashing my Driver's door beyond repair.

Other than that, I've only had one close call.....came round a bend at 65ish only to be confronted with stationary traffic.....PANIC...slammed on the brakes, they locked up, I skidded almost onto the wrong side of the road into on-coming traffic....but lifted off...re-gained control, managed to avoid oncoming traffic, locked up again, lifted off again.....braked again, and managed to stop with a foot between me the car in front!!! THAT WELL AND TRULY SHIT ME UP!
I almost caused an accident on the other side of the road too, 'cos when I went over the white line, the car coming the over way slammed on their brakes, and the car behind them almost rear-ended 'em!!!

Ag, the fun of driving. I was in my old A -reg 1.2 L for that...I'm surprised the brakes were powerful enough to lock-up....I must have applied some force to that break pedal!

[Anonymous]

nope

[Anonymous]

actually yes when some stupid pissed clubber(young girl) ran acroos road straight into my car damaged bonnet(big time) and headlight and grill.
10 independant witnesses balming her including her boyfriend and the police told me to sue her, didnt cos felt sorry cos she was taken off on stretcher board to hospital.

and didnt cost me much to fix.

These young dickheads who think its great to be pissed all the time......

[Anonymous]

lmao...davo's gonna say summit about that last comment...lmao

the fun of novaload...:p

[Anonymous]

NO ians lying, he did sue her, he just wasnt gonna say coz she now lives in a box and wears the same clothes all the time :O

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[Anonymous]

Just the one little crash for me.

[Anonymous]

no crashes yet honest ;) :D

[Anonymous]

yep 1

[Anonymous]

ahh ged you know me too well.


im sure you have moaned at me for stereo typing things, surely:


These young d**kheads who think its great to be p**sed all the time......

is purely a stereo type. Or is this a game of "do as i preach not as i do?", like maybe posing as somebody else in the chat room eh ian? i have the proof.

Oh hello mr novaload disclaimer, look at the section regarding posing as other users. hmmmm

Now peeps this is a novaload admin person and an op in the chatroom.

i dont think he has any reason to moan what so ever. :P

cheers

Davo


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[Anonymous]

4 crashes in nearly 2 years 1 being my fault. Firstly after a year without even a scratch went round a roundabout 2 fast turned wheels did fuck all straight into a fence smashed headlights, bonnet etc. 10 fuckin minuites later hit a wall backwards at 65 and made my 1.0 sr lookalike a shoe box lookalike. Bought my SR two weeks later a nice lady decided to mate her astra with it. Got that fixed then some twat decided to reverse into my door and drive off. Seen him 5 months later when i was with my m8`s and he wasnt gonna be drivin anywhere after that little meeting. Sold my sr now got a mint GTE so far so good. (touch wood).

[Anonymous]

5 in 7 years/250,000miles
all novas and only one was my fault
biggist repair bill 3k (3 yr old nova)
most damage caused 15k vr6 golf written off
most injured in a single accident 5
longest stay in hospital 3 days
biggest whiplash payout 3k
biggest payout 3.2k for a j reg sr 2 years ago

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[Anonymous]

ok ste beats everyone...lol

As for Ian s's accident i can vouch for the dumb as clubbers when i was in my bright blue fiesta with go faster white stripes, yet two blondes still managed to walk into it even though i was parked?!?

apart from that one accident my fault(where i crushed the side of a Nova(sry)) and one bump in my festa before that where i forgot that reverse was where first was (id been swapping bewteen cars all week long) and went down hill into a little pole, minor damage to the bumper thats all

[Anonymous]

no crashes for me, and as for pissed clubbers, well i had a incident where he decided to play car hoping over mine and rob26's bonnetts, ahh well the joy of getting compensation!

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[Anonymous]

Can i see this "proof" please davo?
i have emailed your davo@pugtek.net address.

cos i havent got a clue what you are on about.

[Anonymous]

A van did hit the side of my car once but I wasn't even moving ! that doesn't count as an accident.

So none yet. Fingers crossed !!!!


" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

i will send it tonight, its on my pc at home.


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[Anonymous]

when is that from about a million years ago?

also noone gives a fuck about your pubes!

[Anonymous]

my mate gave y=us a lift home in his 106(well,mummys) and while at some traffic lights,some bloke decided to go to sleep lent up against it,after tapping to a choon we had playing,drove off,and heard his face slide down the back of the car,hit the bumper and then he woke up!-shouting abuse!-I aint had a crunch,touch wood,the 106 has had 3 carshes in 1year,since my mate passed...mummy paid for everything,lessons,tests,insurance,petrol etc,and the repairs...

a car one colour soon!:)

[Anonymous]

lol@bob

Always a good way of waking peeps up :D

[Anonymous]

also noone gives a f**k about your pubes!

is there a law on Footers?


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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o