All in South Read !

[Anonymous]

> Subject: FW: BEWARE = Speeding Campaign M40/M4/A34
>
> Thames Valley Police are mounting a 6 month speeding campaign from the
> 1st July, on the M40, M4 and A34. They have been equipped with the
> following unmarked vehicles-
> BMW 535I, 1 Silver & 1 Dark Green
> Seat Cordoba 2.0 VTI in Silver
> Vectra 2.5 SRI- 1 Black & 1 Red
> Omega 3.0 SRI- 1 Burgundy
> Volvo S40 T4- 1 Red
> Volvo S70 - 1 White
> VW Bora 2.3 VTI - Red
> VW Passat VR6 - Silver
>
>
> They will also be using a helicopter between Junctions 4 and 8/9 of the
> M4 from next Monday for a 2 week period, plus additional mobile speed
> cameras on Bridges around the Maidenhead and Slough junctions.
>
Be careful, if it means driving slowly for two weeks then its worth it !

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

Very useful, shame im from the north!

and i saw topic thought it was gonna be about the annual southern shandy drinking contest.

[Anonymous]

em em ay ay ay cam daan, shaaaat it scouse !!

WE DRINK REAL BEER DOWN HERE ! (just with a lime or lemonade top ... lol)

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

oh by the way, that was my attemp (bad) at typing something with a scouse accent, o.k I know it didn't work ! I think I will work on that one.

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

NER NER!

I am from the North & i read it, u cant stop me!

muhaha, try it again & i will do the same!

[Anonymous]

This is now an official northeren post, all you southern fairies can do one!

STAY OFF OUR POST

[Anonymous]

Yeh, go on, fook off, this is ours now.

Go have a wine spritzer or a shandy u soft twats!

Lmao, norveners rulez.

TOON ARMY!

How bored?

[Anonymous]

Go back and do some coal mining in ya short trousers and flat cap, then have some Hovis!

LOL.

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[Anonymous]

Well i would, but your damn polititians shut down all the fookin mines, U BASTARDS!

[Anonymous]

Aint that fat wanker John Prescott from up your way, Look at the grief he causes us! Coz he`d spent his life down the mines and then in the dole office, he wanted to make all of the southeners that were wealthy enough to drive suffer!

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[Anonymous]

Erm, ok.

U lot still blow!

lmao, GEORDIE GABBA MAFIA! GGM GGM GGM!

lol.

Wot u doin in here anyways?

get back to the tecnical forum & answer some questions!

damn fool, should shorten the chain on his desk!

[Anonymous]

Lol. I need a break from techie stuff!

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[Anonymous]

Ahhhh, just think, the sooner you buy a new cam & sell me the old one, the sooner you get two free pints!

[Anonymous]

there is also a black nissan primarea (or however its spelt), thats a plod car and it burns up and down the M4 between reading and swindon.

so us in the south must be soo fast they have to clamp down on it :D:D:D:D they dont see the need to slow the norveners down coz its insignificant lol

BEng Hons Automotive Electronics Engineering :) worship my electronics skills :D

[Anonymous]

they dont dare stop us northeners coz were so facking hard lol

summit to do with wearing t shirts in sub zero temperatures in the middle ov summer i think

Micky@novaload.net :)

[Anonymous]

Cheers for the warning Damien. :>

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