Scooter wars

[Anonymous]

Hehehe did we have fun last night down festival park with scooters and super soakers, funnily enough they objected at Crazy Kayll lying in the middle of the roundabout soaking em as they went past, and turned into all out war with milkshakes, lemonade and more water being thrown, best bit as mingle pulls level at 30mph and we blast em in the face hahahahahahahaha

Festival park stoke, next sunday anyone???

[Anonymous]

i take it u mean mini scooters? them fold up things?

me things the daddy scooter needs to make an appearance (see my footer :p)

i'll tape 2 super dooper wooper soakers to the handle bars and blast people like on mad max...lmao

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[Anonymous]

no we were on foot or on cars and the muppets(and everyone that has a scooter/ped/muppetmobile is a muppet) were on those proper(hmmm) scooters that all the 16/17 year olds have that can't drive.

[Anonymous]

lmao...muppet...

I have a ped cos it'll do 50mph, does 100mpg and costs me ?0 to insure...it gets me to work quicker than any car (traffic is a bastid, i just filter through..and when i see a long stretch of road...it's 50mph time)

petrol prices are stupid...scooters will become more and more popular, as they cost feck all to run...

there are muppets out there on scooters, it's cos u can have them from when u are 16...but we're not ALL muppets...

saying that is like when Davo says "Nova drivers are muppets"...bit unfair

[Anonymous]

coming home from dropping off gone in 60 secs(blockbuster)at around 10ish,I was confronted by 4 muppets on scooters who thought it was cool to drive all over the road,hopping up n down the kerbs,driving down the cycle track then try launching themselves at me,so I feel they deserve more than super soakers,most of em,I know not all are bad,but most are 16yr old tossers

[Anonymous]

lol, every weekday, after work, i always race this 125 bike, not a scooter, blue smoke everywhere, and every night, i aways overtake straight after the bend, and everynight, i am sure he goes and tells his monkey mates that he beats me, cos i always got monkies behind me, doin wheelies on 125's & scooters, so i always hit the brakes then floor it.

Face it, it might do 50mph & 100mpg, but at the end of the day, its shit, 2 wheels, no roof(i know, some cars have no roof), straw zorst, helmets & shit colours.

It may do 50mph, but how many minutes does it take to get there?

Give it a rest, its shit.

[Anonymous]

lmao @ Mark D

I have a Pug Speedfight...they are nice scooters. It has a race carbon fibre can on it, so it hasn't got a 'straw zorst'...i have one of those helmets that looks like a darth vader mask...looks pretty evil...not 'gay'...and my bike is yellow and blue...now dont subaru use them colours??? hmmm...dont think they are shit...

i think car's are better than bikes, u stay dry, warm and u can have the tunes etc on...but for nipping to work on, saving money on petrol and having a laugh...scooters are good fun...

shame you have to rip the pi55 out of them cos sum little tits annoy u on them...

dont generalise...

i bet a few people on here will back me on this one...sum scooters are funky and look quite nice, and they cost pitence to run...what does eveyone else think of them? dont just say they are shit for the sake of it, come up with a valid arguement/point

cheers

Ged

[Anonymous]

LMAO

Funniest thing is if they slip into middle of lanes at traffic lights.

Wait for the lights to change, plant foot, get a bit of torque steer and they absolutely shit themselves.

He He

That's in a 1.4 sr, god knows what they'd feel like if a valver did it.

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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[Anonymous]

oh, and by the way, it takes my bike 4 seconds to get to 30, and about 8 seconds overall to get to 50...so it's not slow!

remember, it might 'only' be a 50cc engine, but it's a water cooled race spec engine (i got this information of my bike mechanic who used to race professionally and has won many titles, so he knows his shit) they are finely tuned, highly advanced engines that are pretty quick...

do a bit of homework on summit before u start slaggin it...u might actually find out that they are not as shit as they are made out to be...X-(

[Anonymous]

I know this aint a scooter but it's still a 50cc (see pic below) its an Aprilia RS50. A couple of my m8's have them and they are awesome. We derestricted one of them, it was a case of simply drilling a washer type thing from the exhaust, afterwards it would do 70+ mph and got there very quickly, I was thinking of getting the 125 version!

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[Anonymous]

Mark D? any comments?

looks like you've opened your mush without thinking about what your saying...

[Anonymous]

no.

I thought they were shit before, i still think they are shit.

Bikes are cool, scooters blow.

plain & simple, respect to the bikers who are cool, scooters look, sound & go SHIT.

Even that 125cc bike i race gets more respect off me than someone who would ride a scooter sensible.

At the end of the day, u love your little plastic blue & yellow machine.

But, i hate em, they suck, u aint a biker, you dont look cool, you would get more respect in a std 1.0 nova with 4x4 suspenders.

so there, dont get your darth vader mask in a twist, its just my opinion.

[Anonymous]

roflmao, wiping tears from my eyes!

have to agree, scooters are not the same as bikes, fenix next sunday its war down fesi park, crazy kayll is gonna get all of cnw down there lol its going to be a riot!

[Anonymous]

I've got enough of them in Burnley mate!

LMFAO

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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[Anonymous]

Mark D

I've heard u ride the pig skin bus to brownville...

[Anonymous]

Oh yes, here we go, i cant make a good argument, so i will resort to calling him gay, hmmmmm, original? I THINK NOT.

You are not very good at this arguing thing, i thought u were, but i win, so ner ner.

Bye bye plastic boy.

[Anonymous]

This is more like it. Proper insults and a nice big fat argument with a shed load of humour chucked in. LMAO @Mark D and Ged.
Don't want to offend Ged but when you grow out of your ped you will realise that they aint never gonna be cool mainly cos all they've got is a large angry wasp in a baked bean can for an engine.:D

[Anonymous]

i had a 125 cagiva mito
would beat my mates 1.4 sr
130 mph top end :)

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

lmao @ CP & Mark D

The reason for me resorting to the old classic 'call him gay' tactic...is becasue i simply can't be arsed to use the tiny amounts of energy i have left (cos i'm red hot in a shitty little office) making a valid reply...

CP...i have recently had my licence revoked which is why i'm still driving my pug speedfight...i have my theory test tomorrow and i'll book my test straight after that...so i will get rid of my scooter soon, then i'll probably join Ian and Mark D and start dissin them :p

nova TD running at 13psi...here i come..."TAXI!!!" i hear u cry :p

[Anonymous]

Cagiva Mito. Is that the Ducati lookalike without the sound or performance.

Wasp in a bean can LMFAO

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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[Anonymous]

Hmmm, u do realise i take that insult to heart?

I will keep up with the insults even if you dont.

Oh, never mind, i am off home now, so..

Insult ya tomorra matey.

By the way, dont try and be kool on the way home, popping wheelies and trying to race cars, cos u look silly.

lmao.

ps, nova91, thats a 125, i respect them, i would love a mito II evo, mmmmmmm.

[Anonymous]

Fair do's mate.
Are we all going to hug and makeup on this post as well?:>

[Anonymous]

Nah.

Making up, is only fun if you've got a horny bird!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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[Anonymous]

lol...rampant! i've fallen out with the biatch before just to make up...lol...quality tricks...tripples the pleasure..:p

[Anonymous]

ok where on here have i been picking on you and your wasp in a baked bean can?

lmao
we'll start again tomorrow lol, once your mum has finished with your hairdryer, and you get into work.

and that popping wheelies thing all the 16yr old muppets down there do that on their hairdryers too, is it part of the scooter test?
Q1.
There is a queue of traffic in front of you by the roundabout do you....

A Drive like a c#nt through the traffic taking off 3 wing mirrors?

B Pop a wheelie, drive up the kerb and grass running over 2 grannies and a mum with a pushchair?

C Do whatever the f#ck you like cos u are on a scooter and are cool, just like fonzy!


















If you answered A-C WRONG, the correct answer is
X - Get run over by a hgv lorry, cos you thought you could out accelerate anything, cos its got 2 wheels so obviously is as fast as any bike!
lol

[Anonymous]

lmao

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[Anonymous]

just gotta link my bike

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[Anonymous]

Heh

all these funny things

well i got a yamaha cw50rsp thingy and its good

does what it should... gets me from a-b quickly

i can just keep on the gas all the time, not having to slow down for anything really... so trafics not a problem if im in a rush, if im not, i just go normally

but they are ideal, i got it when i was 16 and im now 18, havnt spent ANYTHING on repairing it, or anything at all really... needs a new tires and some brake pads and thats it... mint

[Anonymous]

Scooters are like fat birds.

You think they're a good ride until your mates see you on one.

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

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[Anonymous]

lmao, nice one.

Its a fact, scooters blow, they aint cool, no matter how many wing mirrors u put on, or how much airbrush art & chrome u put on.

And the new ones are just as bad, i mean come on, why bother? You would be better off spendin the cash on a horse and cart or skateboard.

As for subaru colours, erm, blue and yellow, hmmmm, yeh, ok.

Scooters blow, bikes are cool.

[Anonymous]

Very profound Fenix . LOL

[Anonymous]

oiii dont start knocking skateboards now, rex will have ya X-(

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