srs1
14-04-04, 09:39 PM
Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived
home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come
over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack
to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little
Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor
baby
was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and
not say oneword about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt
when we get back home." I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched
the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful
little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment,
was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."He then said,"This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can
see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his
doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said,
Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses"
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived
home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come
over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack
to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little
Johnny before going to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor
baby
was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and
not say oneword about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt
when we get back home." I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched
the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful
little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment,
was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."He then said,"This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can
see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his
doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said,
Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be f**ked if he needed to wear glasses"