Anonymous
15-06-01, 09:45 AM
Found a very good site where you can make your own big brother... All you do is add names of people you know and some other stuff...
Then Bobs your uncle and Fanny's your aunt!... :D
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Day 1 - Ian admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Donna. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Sky is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Micky later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. NovaKing creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Novachick hits him with a Spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Millennium Dome out of Spaghetti Bolognese. After much persuasion by NovaKing, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Millennium Dome task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Micky, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Spaghetti Bolognese. Novachick is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Millennium Dome task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Micky farts and blows Millennium Dome over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Donna cries.
6 - NovaKing gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Donna admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Spoon. Ian says he never wears condoms because they make his cock sore and NovaKing agrees. Sky goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Micky sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up NovaKing.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Ian goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Novachick and Donna are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Ian.
9 - Novachick and Donna are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Sky sings them a song - Westlife - Fool Again - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Donna out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Donna leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Donna's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Sky has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Novachick is visibly depressed and is comforted by NovaKing, who tries to touch her on her tit.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of NovaKing touching Novachick's tit over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Micky refuses to run because his cock hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Micky finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Novachick calls Micky a lazy cock.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Ian tells everyone individually that he thinks Novachick is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Novachick and NovaKing are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Ian.
16 - The nominations are announced. Novachick can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. NovaKing is equally stunned and turns to Novachick for comfort. Micky is distraught and confesses to Sky that he thinks he is in love with NovaKing. Sky says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote NovaKing out of the house. Novachick says she is gutted and even gives NovaKing a clipping of hair from her tit to prove how much she cares. Micky is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. NovaKing leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Novachick clipping the hair from her tit. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Estonia in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Estonia sounds like but Micky says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Ian as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Ian successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Estonia but also God Save The Queen, Westlife - Fool Again and the theme tune to Ready Steady Cook. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Ian tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Micky and Sky are nominated.
23 - Micky and Sky take their nominations well and sit down with Ian and Novachick to discuss why they voted for them. Ian keeps quiet but Novachick accuses Micky of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred cock before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Sky out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Sky leaves.
25 - Ian becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Ian's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Hippo dung using only a Spoon. Ian is unsure but Micky is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Micky breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Hippo incident from his childhood. Novachick tries to persuade him to stay but Ian sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Micky decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Hippo dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Novachick from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Ian asks Novachick to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Ian nominates Novachick to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Novachick.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Novachick graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Ian is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Ian takes his ?70,000 and runs away to Estonia. Nobody, including Novachick, ever sees him again.
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CDs will be sent out next week!
Then Bobs your uncle and Fanny's your aunt!... :D
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Day 1 - Ian admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Donna. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Sky is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Micky later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. NovaKing creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Novachick hits him with a Spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Millennium Dome out of Spaghetti Bolognese. After much persuasion by NovaKing, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Millennium Dome task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Micky, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Spaghetti Bolognese. Novachick is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Millennium Dome task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Micky farts and blows Millennium Dome over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Donna cries.
6 - NovaKing gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Donna admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Spoon. Ian says he never wears condoms because they make his cock sore and NovaKing agrees. Sky goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Micky sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up NovaKing.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Ian goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Novachick and Donna are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Ian.
9 - Novachick and Donna are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Sky sings them a song - Westlife - Fool Again - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Donna out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Donna leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Donna's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Sky has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Novachick is visibly depressed and is comforted by NovaKing, who tries to touch her on her tit.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of NovaKing touching Novachick's tit over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Micky refuses to run because his cock hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Micky finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Novachick calls Micky a lazy cock.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Ian tells everyone individually that he thinks Novachick is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Novachick and NovaKing are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Ian.
16 - The nominations are announced. Novachick can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. NovaKing is equally stunned and turns to Novachick for comfort. Micky is distraught and confesses to Sky that he thinks he is in love with NovaKing. Sky says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote NovaKing out of the house. Novachick says she is gutted and even gives NovaKing a clipping of hair from her tit to prove how much she cares. Micky is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. NovaKing leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Novachick clipping the hair from her tit. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Estonia in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Estonia sounds like but Micky says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Ian as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Ian successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Estonia but also God Save The Queen, Westlife - Fool Again and the theme tune to Ready Steady Cook. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Ian tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Micky and Sky are nominated.
23 - Micky and Sky take their nominations well and sit down with Ian and Novachick to discuss why they voted for them. Ian keeps quiet but Novachick accuses Micky of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred cock before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Sky out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Sky leaves.
25 - Ian becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Ian's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Hippo dung using only a Spoon. Ian is unsure but Micky is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Micky breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Hippo incident from his childhood. Novachick tries to persuade him to stay but Ian sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Micky decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Hippo dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Novachick from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Ian asks Novachick to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Ian nominates Novachick to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Novachick.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Novachick graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Ian is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Ian takes his ?70,000 and runs away to Estonia. Nobody, including Novachick, ever sees him again.
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CDs will be sent out next week!