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??Mm?
30-03-04, 07:24 PM
Driving to the office this morning on the I-81, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup !!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned 'Big Jim and the Twins', ruined the phone and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

??Mm?
30-03-04, 07:25 PM
and by the way i meant MEN not ME in the title of the post lol

Tilly
30-03-04, 07:35 PM
nothing wrong with applying make-up whilst driving, same as smoking a fag or fiddling with a cd player all make u take your eyes of the road

DUNOVA.
30-03-04, 07:36 PM
:? :? :? :?

Stuart
30-03-04, 07:40 PM
i always put my makeup on at the M4/M25 junction as the corner makes a good G force to naturally take the lippy round both lips at once :D

Tilly
30-03-04, 07:45 PM
same a camb. i try and get the speed humps aswell cause it gives me the fuller lip look

GTE-RACER
30-03-04, 10:12 PM
:-: :| :-: lol

Dpnova
31-03-04, 08:10 AM
I was driving up our drive at work messing with my radio and i nearly smashed into the md of the company LMFAO

Breeny
31-03-04, 10:41 AM
Pah thats Bmw drivers for you.. knobs the lot of em! :roll:

rachaelrebekah
31-03-04, 04:07 PM
LMAO!! :lol: :lol:

so1o
31-03-04, 05:45 PM
lmao@Breeny

Any good BMW forums about?

??Mm?
31-03-04, 06:24 PM
Pah thats Bmw drivers for you.. knobs the lot of em! :roll:

i agree lol especially ones that drive silver bmw's and have *cough* grey hair *cough* :lol:





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