Is it true

[The Hoff]

I hear that you have all started an appreciation society about me.

I thought I should just pop on by and sya thank you, and to try and show you guys how to be as smooth as me.

[Stanton]

u gunna show us then?

[scott.parker]

Why yes micheal...ok kit it's time for turbo boost.. :lol: ..
by the way how is kit these day's dave..lol

scott

[?Marty?]

i'm sorry, but WHO are you? the Hoff? Sorry but i never heard of you.

[The Hoff]

Why yes micheal...ok kit it's time for turbo boost.. :lol: ..
by the way how is kit these day's dave..lol

scott

Why don't you ask him yourself

After all, he can talk

and as for showing you all how to be as smooth as me, I have to decide whether you are "Hoff Enough", because not everyone can be as smooth me - in fact very few can.

You must earn the right to be like The Hoff.

[?Marty?]

i want to be smooth like you.

should i dress to the left, or to the right? how's it hanging for you Mr Hoff?

[The Hoff]

its so damn big that I have a special "3rd leg" in all my trousers (and red swimming trunks) so in order to start on the road to Hoffville, you must get a pair of Hoff pants, but that is just a start.

So in answer, I guess I dress to the middle - in my special Hoff pouch.

[David_Hasslehoff]

i suggest jelquing. search for it on google.

[MechaT]

Hoff foo'! I'm sick of you and yo sissy KIT car! Get ready to fly Cuz I'm gonna throw yo ass helluvafar, sucka.

Love T

[Stanton]

lol wtf mr ts here too, all we need is scooby doo and wed b sorted....

[Rach]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks7.jpg

:D

[?Marty?]

Hey Mr T, how hairy is your arse? I pitty it.

[Stanton]

he defo aint gettin on no plane with hair like that

[Tilly]

madness u have lost it

[MechaT]

Hey that's a pretty picture of me and my chains there Rach. Watch it Marty foo'l. I can lift my own weight in gold around my neck, so I can easily throw yo punkass.
Anyway, gotta go modify the van and kick Murdoch's butt again.
Remember kids if you wanna be as tough as me, eat yo greens and keep drivin them GM cars. Those cars are FAST, foo'!

[cooper_nova]

lol wtf mr ts here too, all we need is scooby doo and wed b sorted....

rs guess wot??

we're sorted !

rooby rooby dooo!!!!
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