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blingmachine
28-03-04, 12:19 AM
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.html
:lol:
Philsutton
28-03-04, 11:14 AM
haha oh its so true
Philsutton
28-03-04, 11:19 AM
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/pickering2.jpg
giving us all a bad name :roll:
DUNOVA.
28-03-04, 11:27 AM
LOL burberry baseball caps are classic trade mark and addidas joggers just above the ankles and a hoody ermm sounds like ............me :lol: :lol: *I don wear silly gold or a burberry cap though* :oops:
Now what makes the Chavs attire so funny is that they think they are at the cutting edge fashion and that by adorning their body with hunks of worthless 9ct gold crap they look rich! In reality what they do look like are a bunch of fucking pikeys
lmao u wanna buy a dag???
lmao jim davidson gets a 5/5 chav rating lol!!!
http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/jbobo/march005_thumb.jpg
theyd get it though :lol:
Personally i like em and if i'm been totally honest then they are actually my type, i would go for one ... Sorry jus been honest :oops:
x
peester
29-03-04, 11:01 AM
Personally i like em and if i'm been totally honest then they are actually my type, i would go for one ... Sorry jus been honest :oops:
x
lol; thats cos ur only 17.. give it a couple more years. :)
Philsutton
29-03-04, 01:58 PM
[/img]http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/jbobo/march005_thumb.jpg[img]
theyd get it though :lol:
Just thinking the same thing :D
Philsutton
29-03-04, 01:59 PM
lol. and c69 u dont want a burberry wearing **** who wears rockie p's with his white socks tucked over his trackie p's do u? there like this round by me in kingstanding and they think the own the place. thing is they love my car :roll: anyway u want a proppa man like me :wink:
blingmachine
29-03-04, 04:08 PM
there like this round by me in kingstanding and they think the own the place. thing is they love my car
lol, yeah i get the same, "gnar blud, dats a bad ride" :lol:
anyway u want a proppa man like me :wink:
I'll settle for anyone to be honest ... lol jus kiddin! :P
u dont want a burberry wearing c**t who wears rockie p's with his white socks tucked over his trackie p's
And as for that, it sounds jus like my brother :S lol
Ive got rockports on :evil: :evil:
you'll be in with a chance with c69 then 8)
:lol: Im taken, i have rockys with jeans so its ok
What cos i aint got trakies on :D
i got some trackies...
...in my wardrobe from when i was 7 lmao
Do you wear rocky's wit em tho?
he aint got the style LMFAO
Hey i got plenty of style, u just gotta look at my car to see that!
lmao!!
You lack the style and class to pull of rokies and trakies though lol
OK fair dos! anyway i'd jus be happy wit someone that dint piss me about but what can i say ...
You lack the style and class to pull of rokies and trakies though lol
hmmm..... rokies.... trakies........ "style"....... hmmmmmmm
:P
i'd jus be happy wit someone that dint p**s me about but what can i say ...
plenty of fish in the sea....
:lol: :lol: Us roky wearers are full of style lol
lol full of something alright....
:lol:
That's what i keep tellin myself but you can only say it so many times before you start thinkin to yourself what the fuck! ...
move here then. Loads of single blokes and no decent women! *sob* lol
LOL Get all your boys to move here :P
our tractors don't got that far :wink:
Ah well am sure i'll live ... Jus keep my eyes open for new talent but there seems to be lack of talent round here :( ... lol!
how 'bout either of them?
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/march2004/march025.jpg
:lol:
Ermm ... my mummy always told me if i never had anything nice to say then dunt say anything at all so my lips are sealed ...
could be worse...
http://mysite.freeserve.com/ProjectScorpio/DSCF0059.JPG
my mate martin. Oh dear. I won't post the one of me lol
Lmao - he wishes! Go on am rather interested now ... POST IT!
it'll take more convincing than that! lol
Heres a recent one of me
http://www.commsp.ee.ic.ac.uk/~whc/image/ugly.jpg
:lol:
What will it take darlin?
As for that pic ... Christ! :o gona show my 7 year old cousin that pic it will have him cryin :P ... hehehe! :evil:
what lovely big brown eyes you've got lmao :lol:
it'll take a lot :wink:
I got asked to be a model but i turnt it down lol, im not vain enough
move here then. Loads of single blokes and no decent women! *sob* lol
You probably arent looking hard enough
Lmao - give us some ideas what it will take ...
You probably arent looking hard enough
its hard to see thru the sea of townies :P
Lmao - give us some ideas what it will take ...
Muppet Corner
Anything Goes (except porn) - Jokes, Pics, Chat, whatever.
damn... :P
Loads of single guys + no decent women = New Brighton
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: Ah well never mind! lol. Am sure i'll live if i dunt see it.
Lol! How borin is college ... decided not to go to law cant b arsed so am sat in IT room :(
Why dont you just go home
Pc broke at home so i cant use internet .. am deprived :( lol gota do some research for photography you see and i need internet
what photography research u doing?
It's for my exam ... It can be on anything as long as i can explain why it is iconic to me .. so am either gona do it novas, chavs etc or on motorbike racin eg. my brother and ppl i kno who races ... undecided!
chavs are iconic to you?!?
lol yeah cos my brother is a chav, my ex is a chav and i kno sooo many, my high school was full of em so i grown up wit em :?
Do u get to submit photos of them?? :D
ahh, we're back round to what this post was originally about!
Yeah i got to do 3 prep boards then my final board has got to be bout my chosen iconic topic wit pictures of it ... so ... if anyone wants to send me pics of emself to go on my prep board please feel free as its for my research :) must be chavs tho but i would like some pics of your novas please if poss.
there's loads of townies round here, i have a load of pics somewhere... my bumper seems to attract them like flies lol :roll:
Lol i need to print pics for my prep boards but i can't get em off internet cos of copy right so am abit buggered atm :? not too sure what to do ...
hmmm... are there any free sites for random pictures? As in like corbis or webshots, but free...
I wa thinkin bout jus takin my camera out into town and takin random shots but if i upset someone i might get shot at ... lol! :roll:
nahhhh... me n me mates do it for a laugh, go out in me mates 306dturbo
ChavSpotting :lol:
got a couple of pics.... we were going to submit some to the chavscum site lol
Send me your negs ... Lmao!
they're on digital camera, quality is a bit crap in most of them but a few gems. I'll look them out when i get home if i have time and send them to you
i've got a great one of three chavs in a GSi being overtaken by me mate's diesel... its like :o :o :o hehe
i'll see if i can get some more amusing pictures tonight :D
well im free and single now :lol: and leeds isnt a problem to get to. as for rockie p's i dont wear them although i do have them. i like wearing my nike shox now.
i will go park my car down the road and leave it for a bit and what we call kev's (chav's) will be hanging around it i will go take pics of them :lol: better watch my car though
Go take a pic and then send me it please i can then use it for my photog prep board ... hehe!
you like chavs i take it :P
you like chavs i take it :P
u like saying things twice i take it :lol:
:roll: or he could have jus clicked submit twice by accident ... hmm! lol
yeah nath......DUMBASS
even though when u hit submit twice it tells you that you have just posted
ok fair dos ... i dunt kno then
he he and denny u got any lowering springs knocking about? if u have i wont call u a dumbass :lol:
Being a townie/Chav/Pikey/Carnie/Scrote/botherboy/likelylad/gypo etc (they are all the same) should be made illegal. They all piss me off!
Its like Blazing squad. They all think they are all rude boy gangsters. Drop them off in the middle of LA and see how they do. A load of MOFOs.
Nope so feel free to call me what you like :D 8)
Being a townie/Chav/Pikey/Carnie/Scrote/botherboy/likelylad/gypo etc (they are all the same) should be made illegal. They all p**s me off!
Its like Blazing squad. They all think they are all rude boy gangsters. Drop them off in the middle of LA and see how they do. A load of MOFOs.
:o :roll:
damn u! u hoff loving puff. anyway i saw that hoff advert with frank i couldnt stop laughing at it!!
Being a townie/Chav/Pikey/Carnie/Scrote/botherboy/likelylad/gypo etc (they are all the same) should be made illegal. They all p**s me off!
Its like Blazing squad. They all think they are all rude boy gangsters. Drop them off in the middle of LA and see how they do. A load of MOFOs.
:o :roll:
are you a rudey then carly
pmsl
LOL. A mate just told to to post this
Inform them that they form around 30% of all the crime in Britain, they
intimidate people becuase they hang around in groups (sorry - posses) of
20+, they smell of cabbage and they just look like a bunch of tossers.
If they were all the bad ass boys they claim - why are they not setting
the standards instead of all impersonating each other.
1. Wearing clothes that are 2 sizes too big does not make you hard.
2. Using "how far back your burberry baseball cap is placed on your
head" is not a valid measure of how cool you are.
3. Shaving your eye brow does not make you look like a gangster - it
makes you look like a hairdresser from The Salon.
4. Why do they all walk like they have a limp.
5. Speaking without punctuation does not make you cool, it makes you
sound like a twat.
I have a scar on my eyebrow whick looks like a line :evil:
Lmao - fair dos! what can i say
they hang around in groups (sorry - posses) of
20+, they smell of cabbage and they just look like a bunch of tossers.
LMFAO!!
I hate townies, they're appearing as fast as ants on a hot day round here :evil:
but road knight im a townie innit in my rude shirt and tie typing on da pc innit wickid safe
carly, your username includes 69 therefore you must be rude of some sorts :P
will, you need a burberry cap and some blinging gold chains to be a proper townie! :lol:
ive got the blingin chains and everyfink innit as my rents own a jewellrey buisness :lol:
I gots the chains but no cap ... suppose i could borrow my brothers - lol!
i used to have a cap when i was younger but i burnt it last year cuz i realised how gay they were
I gots the chains but no cap ... suppose i could borrow my brothers - lol!
oh dear!!!
boo wuckid fgkndb dfhdfg (new townie language)
boo wuckid fgkndb dfhdfg (new townie language)
doesn't sound all that new to me :lol:
Oh Nooo! you gota say "ere mush lend us 20p for a cig" - that's all they say up ere ... nothin more, nothin less
Stanton
31-03-04, 03:41 PM
"oi mush bust us 20p for schmokes boss"
then u reply err no m8, get a job.....then its
"nah way m8 wot ya doin u vexxin me, wot of it?"
- uve lost me m8 u wanna repeat that in english?
"wot u tryin to mock me up sum? aint avin it, none of it, u w8 m8 till me crew cum round well bust u up sum, wot of it?"
and thats a general townie vs normal person convo i think... :lol:
sum r proper 'sound' tho, same old case of a few (groups of 50+) makin the others look like twats
Well when they ask for 20p and its like no they ALWAYS say wel yer mam 'ud lend me it :?
Stanton
31-03-04, 03:45 PM
lol last resort is the mum :roll:
Well yeah but they shut up when you say well am sure ur dad 'ud lend ME it
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