the misadventures of the pooing cat.

[?Marty?]

for fuck sake, my cat's just had a shit in it's litter box, but it came out it's arse and right onto the floor over the edge of the fucking litter tray box. :evil: now it's scratching the laminated floor in an attempt to cover it up.

[Dpnova]

ERRRRR Thats rank, go pic it up

[?Marty?]

the shit was hard round balls and you cuold hear them droppin on the floor.

[Dpnova]

Put then in a bag and give them out as chocalte covered rasins

[c 69]

Lol - That's jus sick as ...

[Philsutton]

thats real nice :?

[Jack]

:?

[Ste_Nova]

pics of the pussy please

[Rach]

mmmm... nice. :( thanks for informing us... :?

[hendrix]

quality haha. wot u been feedin the poor thing!!! :twisted:

[Nova~Lolly]

you have a nice pussy i c,hehehehhe

[Stuart]

hmm are you sure theives didnt steal yer cat and swap it with a rabbit so you wouldnt notice?

[?Marty?]

lol

oh and here's a pic of the pussy in question:
Cat Nappung
http://members.lycos.co.uk/usesoap/Elvis2.jpg

[Stuart]

thats not a cat, its a duster

[Nova~Lolly]

thats not a cat, its a duster
lmao

[Dpnova]

:o :lol: :lol:

[Mel]

lol, its gotta come out somewhere..

[dan_mk1]

lol

oh and here's a pic of the pussy in question:
Cat Nappung
http://members.lycos.co.uk/usesoap/Elvis2.jpg

lmao @ camb

you sure thats a cat?!
nice 80's sofa :wink:

[Fester]

Cats!!

http://www.stevenjames.co.uk/Images/stuff/cattv.JPG

Looks all innocent there!

Meowing at the door at about 2am one morning, let her in as she sometimes does, brought a fuckin live bird in!

Starts playing with this thing that is almost dead, but it manages to get the strength to start flying about. Anyway it flew onto some shelves, can see it on the second to top shelf there:

http://www.stevenjames.co.uk/Images/stuff/catafterbird.jpg


I got the cat out of the kitchen and shut her in a room, then spent 20 minutes trying to get this bird out, by which time it had got back to full strength and was going fucking mad flying all over the fucking place, i eventually batted it out with a cushion lol


thats not what you need when you get up at 2am wanting a bowl of cereal!

[?Marty?]

my cat does that. can open doors now (jumps up to reach doorhandlle) so sits next to my bed at 6 am miawing non stop.

[Stuart]

me dad said that one of the two cats that we have at home caught a bastiding bat!!! i mean fair play for catching a sodding bat.

ive also seen the smaller more hunting stylee cat grappeling with a live pigeon in the kitchen lol

it is quite funny esp when i think back to one of allan davies - urban something standup routine when hes talking about hos a pair of cats are trying to get a bird through the cat flap.

[Philsutton]

my cat has a tendency of jumping out of windows, but ones on the ground floor. Last time it broke some legs :lol:

[scott.parker]

My cat is 20 years old now but still has the energy to go out and catch fukin mice..oh and if you know anything bout cat's 20 years old,would be like a 90-100 year old person..

scott