job websites

[Nova~Lolly]

anybody know of any decent job websites ?as im still unemployed.grrrrrrrrrr
appart from www.worktrain.gov.uk or www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk as i already try them everyday
would appreciate it
thanks
chelle

[dave.gsi]

why do you need a job

sit back and relax like the rest of us dossers :lol:

[Dpnova]

www.reed.co.uk

jobsearch.co.uk

cwjobs.co.uk

depends what you want to do

[?Marty?]

http://www.iWannaWorkInPornHumpingBigBlackMofos.com

all you need, give em a tinkle.

[peester]

http://www.iWannaWorkInPornHumpingBigBlackMofos.com

all you need, give em a tinkle.

lol. be good money...

[Dpnova]

I aplied for a job there

[Nath]

and me but they asked me whether i liked spunky david or not and when i said no they put the phone down! how rude!

[?Marty?]

there's even the cheeeeeeeeesiest grottiest looking little porn shop i used to drive past that had a ''models wanted, ?50 per hour'' sign up outside. lmao

Anyway, if anyone's interested, i can make your pron dreams happen. Though if you're male, you must be at least 8" in length, be able to obtain and sustain an erection with people watching/on demand, and must not suffer from premature-ejaculation and etc. Your body must also be in reasonable condition, and must pass a 'sexual health' test.

Males get paid a lot less than females though.

The rates for females goes up depending on what they do/don't do. Starts with masturbation/toys - girl/girl - boy/girl - then you get more for anal, multiple penetration, etc etc.

You don't actually earn THAT much doing porn. You would have to make very VERY many films, and it's only those that get a name for themselves that then end up earning hundreds of thousands/millions. Such as Terra Ptrick, Jenna Jameson, Brianna Banks, and etc. Then there's Mandingo, Lexington Steele, Rocco, and etc from the male camp.

The best company to work for is Vivid, who also have the best looking 'stars' in the business, and also pick up most of the annual AVN awards.

But anyway, gimme a tinkle, and i'll get me mate Dave to pump you in the back of his transit for an hour, and give you ?15. can't say fairer than that. lol

*disclaimer - the facts, names, places, or whatever i have presented above may or may not be true, and may actually be made up by me just now. *

[Dpnova]

LMFAO

[?Marty?]

DP = Double Penetration ? lol

[Nova~Lolly]

thanks marty but i am looking for a office job,lmao

[Alex]

some pornos are set in an office where jobs are being given aplenty

[Nova~Lolly]

some pornos are set in an office where jobs are being given aplenty
still not the same im affraid... lol. besides scunny probably doesnt even know what porn is,hehehehehehehe

[Nova~Lolly]

ok so scunny must be shit.not 1 job on any of those websites in scunny except one way above my head.grrrrrrrrrr. thanks anyway

[Alex]

www.reed.co.uk
www.topdogjobs.co.uk
www.cwjobs.co.uk
www.gisajob.co.uk
www.jobslive.co.uk
www.monster.co.uk
www.totaljobs.co.uk
www.jobsearch.co.uk
www.anderseliteIT.co.uk (IIRC)
www.bluearrow.co.uk
www.plannetrecruit.co.uk

are some ones off the top of my head. ill look at my list when i get home. Cambridge will be another good person to ask.
Look in the yellow pages for some agencies. they usually have office jobs going. Go along and sign up to a few

[Dave]

office job goin where i am but don't think you'd want to travel this far every day :lol:

[Nova~Lolly]

www.reed.co.uk
www.topdogjobs.co.uk
www.cwjobs.co.uk
www.gisajob.co.uk
www.jobslive.co.uk
www.monster.co.uk
www.totaljobs.co.uk
www.jobsearch.co.uk
www.anderseliteIT.co.uk (IIRC)
www.bluearrow.co.uk
www.plannetrecruit.co.uk

are some ones off the top of my head. ill look at my list when i get home. Cambridge will be another good person to ask.
Look in the yellow pages for some agencies. they usually have office jobs going. Go along and sign up to a few
thanks alex.sum good stuff on these :P

[Stuart]

www.justengineers.net (funnily engineering jobs, but some office stuff)
www.gojobsite.co.uk
www.defencejobs.co.uk
www.fish4jobs.co.uk
www.yahoo.co.uk (okish job search)

DO NOT accept anything less than 5.75 per hour from your local job agencies. Its the least they can offer you, otherwise you'll get robbed lol

if any company asks your current pay, or asks waht you cant to be paid (BAD question lol) say about 20% more than your on now, or if unemployed ask for min of 7 pound an hour lol.

I asked for 13 once and got offered 18 lol but didnt get the job in the end cos ford are homo.

a well written CV is the key, even if your work/education history arent too great, you can still make a great impression without lying :D

enjoy

[Nova~Lolly]

www.justengineers.net (funnily engineering jobs, but some office stuff)
www.gojobsite.co.uk
www.defencejobs.co.uk
www.fish4jobs.co.uk
www.yahoo.co.uk (okish job search)



a well written CV is the key, even if your work/education history arent too great, you can still make a great impression without lying :D

enjoy
well i thought my cv was great unitl i just been told the lay out was a disaster.maybe thats where im going wrong

[Nova~Lolly]

thanks for those cambridge. no vacancies to suit me tho :(

[Alex]

www.jobserve.com
Another good one here