Peeing In Curch

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A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

pmsl.....

[GTE-RACER]

ok ok lol....another shite joke then...

Spoiled Mother

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.

"No, under the tail," says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."

"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

[ydg27]

PMSL quality!!!!!!!!!

[Riggy]

:D :D

[Rach]

lol :D

[-Bruce-]

second ones is the best!! lol :lol:

[scott.parker]

Nice one,like the second one,though could just see the littel kid pissing in his dads ear.. :lol: :lol:

scott :D

[epo]

funny :lol: :lol:

[Mel]

lmao