Internet Connections

[?Marty?]

What's the best breadband to use when wanting to surf the wenternet fastly?

[Neil.]

Kingsmill.

[?Marty?]

ok, nice one!

but should i apply the butter before the honey, or should i just go straight for the bees amber nectar?

[Neil.]

you've got two choices here, either,
1. Get the nectar points form your local BP or other partisipating outlet
OR
2. Go for the four X(XXXX) amber nectar.

I'd use monkey pepper.

[?Marty?]

Monkey pepper sounds good. I'll go and shake it now.

[Neil.]

which one the monkey or the peper, dont forget that the monkey pepper only comes from the monkeys from Alfganastan, you'll know wich ones they are, they'll have the M16's and flash grenades on them. They also speak with a liverpool accent.

[Alex]

I use crappy NTL to ride bareback on the information superdriveway to access the wenternet. I wouldn't recommend this sort of breadband though as it is unreliable and sometimes quite slow