Spunky Hoff Society

[?Marty?]

What? Spunky hoff Society

When? it's happenin all around you.

How to join? There was a number of 'special participants' who became the Official Society Founding Members. They participated in the pre-launch Hoff Teaser Campaign.

The Founding Members will publish the Secret Society Rules and Special Missions as they see fit.

From time to time, The 'Hoff Approved' signatures will change, and all members will automatically be updated with the latest Hoff.

The old one's will remain on my servers, and i will paste the links here so that you can link to your favourite Hoff sig, if you do not like the new one.

I am also taking requests from all loyal supporters as to what they might like to feature on the Spunky Hoff sigs.

Alex is also available for support and information should you have any Hoff related matters of urgency.

[DUNOVA.]

I don't understand :oops: can you explain it a bit better for me please :D

[~~joycey~~]

marty wot the fuck are u going on about? :roll:

[Rach]

^^ hear hear ^^

i may be blonde, but i still don't really understand...

[~~joycey~~]

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

[Alex]

Details of membership, of the society, or of it's members will NOT be discussed prior to 9pm Friday.


THE Secret Society of secret societys
Thats why you know little of it

[dan_mk1]

I don't understand :oops: can you explain it a bit better for me please :D

dont understand much do ya fella?!

[DUNOVA.]

No not really mate must be the herbs I inhale :silly:

[~~joycey~~]

i still dont know wots going on :?

[Nath]

lol crazy

[?Marty?]

Please note, due to a discussion between the secret founding members, the launch date has now been put back to SUNDAY the 21st to make it more accessable.

[Neil.]

I'm really starting to worry about marty, he's either dying and wants to try and cry out for followers.

Or he's on alot of drugs,

Or he's VERY VERY BOARD!

[dave.gsi]

marty posts a lot of usefull stuff which has a serious bit of reasoning going on behind the scences and then posts a lot of total random weirdness lol

i think he must be a genieus with some psycho issues lol

[~~joycey~~]

i STILL dont know wot the fuck he is on about :lol:

[?Marty?]

i'm in reality an artificial intelligence experiment gone wrong.

i'm alright, but i'm not real. know it.

[?Marty?]

The floodgates have now been opened and you may participate by copying and pasting the following code into yuor signature option in your profile:

copy ------> http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society1.jpg <------ copy

Please note that the sig is 70 pixels in height, so you may have to use it inplace of you current one, rather than alongside, as signs of a (combined) height of above 100 pixels are not allowed.

[?Marty?]

The current Spunky Hoff releases are :

Hoff 1: - 'can't stop the Hoff'
http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society1.jpg

Hoff 2: - 'sure am spunky'
http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society2.jpg

Hoff 3: - 'spunky David'
http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society3.jpg

Hoff 4: - 'you know who i be'
http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society4.jpg

Hoff 5: - 'Hoff approved'
http://www.mayhemlounge.com/secret_society5.jpg

How to link:

To become a Hoff Member you must copy and paste the code posted in the post just before this one, into your signature option in your profile.

Hoff 1 is the default signature of all members and will automatically be updated with any new release.

You can choose any of the Hoff series sigs by adding the relevant number at the end of the ''secret_society'' code, just before the ''.jpg''.

For Hoff 2, add ''2'' after the code. i.e. the code will now be: "......./secret_society2.jpg"

[Gazza14SR]

hehehe :D

[?Marty?]

Welcome! lol

Beware of the Hoff Resistance Movement, it consists mainly of Daves that are lesser than THE Spunky Dave and thus have enferirority complexes.

But there is only ONE Hoff. Some of my favourite Hoff quotes are:


"I'm good-looking, and I make a lot of money."


"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."


"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"


"Before long, I'll have my own channel -- I'll be like Barney."

Dave, you're more than Barney to me. :D lmao

[Alex]

If anyone abuses David in any way then a slander case will be taken out.

Any club banners etc are copyrighted and any unauthorised missue or defacing of such works will be punished.

There is only one Dave --> THE HOFF

[ydg27]

bow down and worship the hoff

[Nova~Lolly]

whats with all the spunky business???????????//

[Dave]

There is only one Dave
No there isn't there's loads of us :lol:

[Alex]

In our official Hoff Shop we have a variety of Hoff merchandise including

David's actual baywatch shorts (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2233476257&category=14433) - although they are quite expensive

Hoff photos (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3805291527&category=52325)

Hoff music (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4003166416&category=43652)

Signed photos (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3283327646&category=50)

Davids Film roles (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3395825577&category=35066)

One of his many magazine shoots (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3596927938&category=64799)

[Nath]

how sad :roll:

[srs1]

sorry


but it has to be said.

i'd rather buy neon washer jets for my car then a hoff signed photo.

[Dpnova]

^^^^^ UD rather bye them, denny thinks back to past conversation. LMFAO

[XZiBiT]

sorry but im in the resistance!!!!!

[Dpnova]

LMFAO nice sig, its even funnier now cos most people on the site have a hoff sig of some kind lol

[?Marty?]

more Hoff releases have now been added.

[Rach]

wow, that baby is mine!! :P :lol:

staying for good...

can't stop the hoff.... :D :D :D

[Rach]

absolute genius marty...

:D

[Stuart]

"die hoff die"

means

"the hoff the" LMAO

im still in the pro hoff society, but ive stepped into the shadows to be a more subtle recruiter to the not so glam members

[Riggy]

lol it is getting a bit funny aint it


denny where your sig gone ?

[scott.parker]

think ill have this one..lol
:lol:
scott

[Rach]

:D

lol

[The Hoff]

You guys are making me blush, and its not often that The Hoff blushes - being a smooth mofo and all.

I thought I was big in Germany, but you guys are putting up some seriously rivaling support - The Hoff appreciates it.

[?Marty?]

spit some rhymes for us hoff.

[The Hoff]

Let me break it down......

all my lyrics are under copyright laws, so I can't spit anything offical but
depending on how much support, I may do a comeback concert, but we'll have to wait and see.

Perhaps a poll........ and maybe - if enough support is shown The Hoff will spit some lyrics for you crazy mofos.

[?Marty?]

just flip it reverse it and rip that shit, freestyle. erm, yo. lol