Public Appointment

[?Marty?]

Marty, Public Apperances and Freedom Of Speech Act 2004

Section A, sub section 2c (i)

Fester is hereby appointed as cool.Martys official public spokesperson.

Any matters related to cool.Marty must now be address to Fester for a full and impartial deliberation.

[Fester]

Priority messages to be sent by PM please

[?Marty?]

Notices of further appointments to be announced shortly.

[Stuart]

Fester is it true that marty is a jew porn barron?

[Fester]

Due to the public as opposed to 'PM' nature of this query I can only reply within 'normal priority' constraints.

An official statement relating to this query will be available on April 1st.

[Stuart]

my departmental communication policy is fine with that as it will be after the 31st march quango dealine. which means that all communications can be recieved in the manner that they are meant to be interpreted in

many thanks

[?Marty?]

Section H, sub section 13a (iv)

Matters of a Jewish disposition to be addressed to Alex.

Section J, sub section 1a (ii)

Dan_Mk1 is hereby appointed as Porn Public Relations Officer and Administrator of Recruitment For Adult Vacancies, therefore all porn related matters must be addressed to Dan and all full frontal nudity shots to be e-maild to him for initial review.

[?Marty?]

Section A, sub-section 8c

The departmental head office is located at Zombo.com (http://www.zombo.com).

Section PIF, sub-section 782

Fester is hereby granted full Power of Attorney and the power to veto.

[Alex]

Fester is it true that marty is a jew porn barron?

The department of religion and culture is currently in discussions with other Marty sections about this grave matter. However we still haven't decided what cheese to have on our biscuits, so negotiations haven't been officially started yet. In fact we have only just opened up the rich tea packet and Fester is already asking for chocolate hob-nobs

[Neil.]

if you mix butter and peanuts together does it taste the same as peanutbutter?

[Wayne_King]

damn you are a confusing lot

[dan_mk1]

Dan_Mk1 is hereby appointed as Porn Public Relations Officer and Administrator of Recruitment For Adult Vacancies, therefore all porn related matters must be addressed to Dan and all full frontal nudity shots to be e-maild to him for initial review.

This is correct, as Porn Public Relations Officer and Administrator of Recruitment For Adult Vacancies any applications for marty's adult videos should be directed towards myself. MUNTERS NEED NOT APPLY. On arrival of full frontal nudity 'shots' i shall 'test' them with a 24hr furious bashing session.

[Mel]

what the hell have you lot been smoking? :lol:

[?Marty?]

smoke my ass with a cactus strap-on?

I erm, mean:

Section PUF, sub-section 666 (ii)

Whoever, in the commission of any acts described in subsection (hump), uses a dirty or fragrant pork sword or excretes bodily fluid above the permitted salty dischard level, shall be forced to attend public events without clothing or imprisoned for ass smoking for not more than ten years, or both.