what do ya reckon ? are novas for girls?

[Nova~Lolly]

im sick of people telling me novas are for lads :evil: ,they are "boy racers" cars!!!! i dont think they are,and i reckon us lasses look pretty cool in novas. how many agree?

[Jordi]

if your fine, you make any car look great!

[Nova~Lolly]

well i wud show you if i knew how to add a pic.lol[/url]

[Nova~Lolly]

oopsie gotta get used to this.any hints id be greatful

[Jordi]

you need to upload it to a webserver/webspace.

http://www.freeuploads.co.uk is a free one

select picture, upload it, copy URL from address bar. or r-click the picture, goto properties and copy address (url)

then type [URL*]http://url.com/picture.jpg[/URL*]

without the stars!

[Nova~Lolly]

thanks jordi :)

[Jordi]

np

*toddles off to wash car and fit K&N air filter*

[Nova~Lolly]

ok grrrrrrrrrrr thanks for that but it appears i have not got a address bar as this aint my computer and my stepdad has taken it off.anyother way i cud upload a pic?

[jkhilton]

if you use Internet explorer, goto View - Toolbars - Address Bar

if you can't see the file menus etc at the top and the small "x" on the top right is in black and grey, try pressing F11 and see if that helps.

John

[Jordi]

I think u wud make any car look good.

http://www.freeuploads.co.uk/uploads/lolly_again2_copy1.jpg

[Nova~Lolly]

thanks jk jhilton. jordi just posted my pic on his post. lmao

[dave.gsi]

well hello :o

(how old lol)

[Nova~Lolly]

19 .how old do i look?

[Jordi]

18 hehe

*always tell them younger*

[Nova~Lolly]

18 hehe

*always tell them younger*


well thanks for that. hey no1 told me this nl was addictive,im now nolonger a newbie but a junior member.lmao.realy gotta go now,take care ppl
bye xxx

[Jordi]

mwahaha, another one lost to a forum :/

Welcome to NL :wink:

[dan_mk1]

girls dont suit nova's at all, the girls i have seen driving em have been munters

[Philsutton]

novas suit most people where as french cars only suit females or the campest of males.

[Jack]

im now nolonger a newbie but a junior member

It doesn't take long to get.... *looks at my post count* blimey! I swear i was only on 10 the other day... oh no wait, thats my "useful" post count lol

but girls in novas... its fine by me, theres a few round here (and very nice they are too....), although it seems to me most blonde girls seem to drive blue fiestas. Every time i see a blue fiesta its driven by a blonde girl. :?

[LiD0N]

depend what the nova looks like in my opinoin but girls look much more classy in a soft top or something lol

[Nova~Lolly]

well i totally disagree.obv coz im a lass like.but i dont see why girls look stupid in novas.hence the topic subject.

[Nova~Lolly]

girls dont suit nova's at all, the girls i have seen driving em have been munters
1 question 4 ya.......do i look like a munter??????

[Fester]

Nova Lolly, Dan is gay so gets jealous when girls come on and get the male attention :)

[Mel]

lol, u know what? TBH, yeah they are boy racer cars, due to the fact that blokes are the ones that *mainly* mod them, or at least they are the ones that are stereotyped as being the ones that CAN mod a car :wink:

this is obviously changing now, as there are females that are damn good modders, so i reakon that even though nova's are known as the boy racer car, us females can look just as good in them :wink:

[dan_mk1]

Nova Lolly, Dan is gay so gets jealous when girls come on and get the male attention :)


lol! fuck off!




GAY BAR GAY BAR!

[dan_mk1]

girls dont suit nova's at all, the girls i have seen driving em have been munters
1 question 4 ya.......do i look like a munter??????

dont know, cant tell from that pic, all i can see is make up

[dan_mk1]

girls dont suit nova's at all, the girls i have seen driving em have been munters
1 question 4 ya.......do i look like a munter??????

yes, youve got a big nose, wear too much make up and youve got chubby cheeks :lol:

dam i shouldnt have had that 10th after shock imao

[?Marty?]

Women suit any car, as long as they are washing it.

Other than that, ''get in the kithcen and make me a pie''. It's why women have small feet. They are not suitable for driving cars, but ideal for standing close to kitchen sinks and etc.

[?Marty?]

Nah, i'm just kidding.

BUT Dan has asked me to post saying that :


Marty, that pic is conveniently blurry AND she could be sitting on the FATTEST arse known to man. Possibly even bigger than those 'woop wooop, talk to my haaand' mammas from Jerry Springer

[dan_mk1]

Nah, i'm just kidding.

BUT Dan has asked me to post saying that :


Marty, that pic is conveniently blurry AND she could be sitting on the FATTEST arse known to man. Possibly even bigger than those 'woop wooop, talk to my haaand' mammas from Jerry Springer

boop boop! lol

[Nova~Lolly]

lol, u know what? TBH, yeah they are boy racer cars, due to the fact that blokes are the ones that *mainly* mod them, or at least they are the ones that are stereotyped as being the ones that CAN mod a car :wink:

this is obviously changing now, as there are females that are damn good modders, so i reakon that even though nova's are known as the boy racer car, us females can look just as good in them :wink:

well said.i cudnt agree more!!!! :)

[Nova~Lolly]

Nova Lolly, Dan is gay so gets jealous when girls come on and get the male attention :)
ahaha so thats why.... i kinda figured that but dint wanna say owt. well hel just ave to lump it then, coz more n more lasses are gonna be driving modded up cars.i think its cool,and kinda sexy,lmao.
he obviously just hates girls altogether. :evil:

[NoVa_KhAn]

lol..


u will look fit driving anything and i reckon girls who drive modded cars look just as good as men do if the car is modded good and its a nova of course :lol:

[Nova~Lolly]

oh of course,it gotta be a nova.novas rule no matter how much people slag them off.

[dan_mk1]

Nova Lolly, Dan is gay so gets jealous when girls come on and get the male attention :)
ahaha so thats why.... i kinda figured that but dint wanna say owt. well hel just ave to lump it then, coz more n more lasses are gonna be driving modded up cars.i think its cool,and kinda sexy,lmao.
he obviously just hates girls altogether. :evil:

lol@ hating girls?! cos i said you had chubby cheeks?! lmao

[Nova~Lolly]

lmfao well u ppl think what u like im sure my boyfriend will have sumthing to say wen he reads them posts,lmao
my how u lot will be shocked wen andy has his pic of me on his bonnett.wen he finally gets it up on here
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

[sh0rty]

which andy is ur bf? admin andy or other? and Welcome to NL by the way. LOL @ way the topic has gone!

edit - lmfao at the amount of "andy" 's in the member list :D

[epo]

he's called hendrixpunk

[?Marty?]

lu lot will be shocked wen andy...finally gets it up on here

If he has trouble getting it up, i can sell him some of my grandpops Viagra. woop woop.

But no porn is allowed on here, so he shouldn't be getting it up on NL anyhows.

[XZiBiT]

nova's are cars thats all there unisex :lol: :lol: but its woman that will make the nova rare if they drive them coz women cant drive for s**t and they crash a lot women should drive corsas!!!!!!! and saxos

[dan_mk1]

lu lot will be shocked wen andy...finally gets it up on here

If he has trouble getting it up, i can sell him some of my grandpops Viagra. woop woop.

But no porn is allowed on here, so he shouldn't be getting it up on NL anyhows.

lol! boop boop! :lol:

[Mel]

Women suit any car, as long as they are washing it.

Other than that, ''get in the kithcen and make me a pie''. It's why women have small feet. They are not suitable for driving cars, but ideal for standing close to kitchen sinks and etc.

women have small feet? you obviously dont know me :lol:




nova's are cars thats all there unisex but its woman that will make the nova rare if they drive them coz women cant drive for s**t and they crash a lot women should drive corsas!!!!!!! and saxos

errr excuse me? i bet that i could drive way better than you anyday of the year. just because im female doesnt mean that in gunna crash my car..i have NEVER even been in a situation where i have "crashed", except when someone drove into the back of me and wrote my car off..i am a safe driver, and will beat your ass driving anyday..

as for the corsa's and paxos comment..what an ass for even suggesting it..i LOVE nova's and would never be caught in a paxo or a friggin corsa :evil:

[srs1]

a up!


HAND BAGS AT DAWN!

[rachaelrebekah]

well said Mel!!

[?Marty?]

time of the month innit. calm down ladies.

*snigger*

[Tilly]

All cars are for girls

[NoVa_KhAn]

except mine lol

[Dave]

well i just saved meself ?50 by putting the g/f on my nova insurance so she can drive what it if she likes!
any car can be driven by any person requardless of age/driving experience/mods as lons as the insurance allows :wink:
nova's are normally an aquired taste in women most ladies would like a newer car but there are the few ones that see sense an go with the nova!

[Philsutton]

errr excuse me? i bet that i could drive way better than you anyday of the year. just because im female doesnt mean that in gunna crash my car..i have NEVER even been in a situation where i have "crashed", except when someone drove into the back of me and wrote my car off..i am a safe driver, and will beat your ass driving anyday..

i beg to differ, you have evidence to base your statement on. Im yet to experience a female blessed with the ability to drive.

[Mel]

errr excuse me? i bet that i could drive way better than you anyday of the year. just because im female doesnt mean that in gunna crash my car..i have NEVER even been in a situation where i have "crashed", except when someone drove into the back of me and wrote my car off..i am a safe driver, and will beat your ass driving anyday..

i beg to differ, you have evidence to base your statement on. Im yet to experience a female blessed with the ability to drive.

What evidence do you want?

You havent experienced a female with the ability to drive yet cause you dont know every female in the country..when you know every female, have performed professional tests on their ability to drive and can prove that every female is a crap driver then come back to me :wink:

Marty: lol if it was time of the month, you would know about it, i just think that cause there are highly opinionated girls out there that say something like this, guys are threatened by it and then come back with "oh time of the month" which i think is pathetic :roll:

[Dave_Hay]

female drivers in fast cars are nutters

its quite funny really

[Dave]

errr excuse me? i bet that i could drive way better than you anyday of the year. just because im female doesnt mean that in gunna crash my car..i have NEVER even been in a situation where i have "crashed", except when someone drove into the back of me and wrote my car off..i am a safe driver, and will beat your ass driving anyday..

i beg to differ, you have evidence to base your statement on. Im yet to experience a female blessed with the ability to drive.

i spose it all depends on the situation (either a driving test, on the road, off road or on a race track) as to who is better where you might think you are the greatest driver in the world in any normal road situation but change the surroundings and things may change dramatically

there have been many women i've been in cars with where i've felt they have been better than many of my male friends as they seem to think about what they are doing more and don't take the amount of risks we blokes do

[Mel]

Yeah, if the surroundings were changed then it *might* be different, but even though i am female, i may have been in special lessons that teach me for off road/on road/rally driving etc that you would be unaware of..

its unfair to generalise me as being a rubbish driver JUST because im female..it just happens to be that i was born a female, it doesnt however automatically make me inferior in driving :roll:

[?Marty?]

I am pathetic. And i feel threatened by girls.

Also i agree with Tilly, all cars are for girls.


All cars that are able to do the supermarket run, that is. :roll: :lol:

[Jack]

All cars that are able to do the supermarket run, that is. :roll: :lol:

Every car can do the supermarket run, it just depends how quickly you want to get to the supermarket. And how many donuts and powerslides you want to do in the car park.... :lol:

[hendrix]

Chelle always looks great in my Nova even when she's sat in it in a cold and freezin car park in the middle of the night :o
IMHO she looks better in the back :lol: hehe
I think i look better in her nova and that she should give it to me and have a fiesta instead 8)
(Im probably gonna get killed later) :roll:

[Philsutton]

there might be females out there that can control a car but im yet to see proof of this yet, all the cars ive been in with female drivers..........well ive been scared. Not because they drive fast, in fact they have drove rather slow but its the fact that have very little control over the car. They abuse the clutch while taking sometimes minutes to change gear, forgeting to put lights on at night, pulling out slowly out of junctions when there isnt space. Oh and parking in an empty car put still managing to scuff the bumper on something.


i may have been in special lessons that teach me for off road/on road/rally driving etc that you would be unaware of..
i know i have had training on a track, but women will always be at a disadvantge because they lack any coordination. :D

[Mel]

there might be females out there that can control a car but im yet to see proof of this yet, all the cars ive been in with female drivers..........well ive been scared. Not because they drive fast, in fact they have drove rather slow but its the fact that have very little control over the car. They abuse the clutch while taking sometimes minutes to change gear, forgeting to put lights on at night, pulling out slowly out of junctions when there isnt space. Oh and parking in an empty car put still managing to scuff the bumper on something.


i may have been in special lessons that teach me for off road/on road/rally driving etc that you would be unaware of..
i know i have had training on a track, but women will always be at a disadvantge because they lack any coordination. :D

Exactly my point: you have not yet seen it because you dont know every female, but i can assure you that i can control my car very well..i dont abuse the clutch, always change gear when it needs changing, put the lights on at night even BEFORE i leave my garden, pull out of the junction at enough speed if there is limited space, and i can park in a FULL car park without making a scratch on my bumper or on ANYTHING else..

women lack co-ordination? since when? i used to be the best in my class at co-ordination skills, even above blokes, so that has nothing to do with it :lol:

Females can look just as good as men in a nova, and can control them just as well as any man, its just a stereotype that some men are not willing to see past for some daft reason :roll:

[Philsutton]

its not a sterotype its the fact that ive not seen it before, but im not gonna argue is just my opinion.

[DUNOVA.]

im sick of people telling me novas are for lads :evil: ,they are "boy racers" cars!!!! i dont think they are,and i reckon us lasses look pretty cool in novas. how many agree?

"well" The nova's a bit like a yorkie :? IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS :!: :lol:

Only jokin :P

[srs1]

yawn yawn yawn!
this is getting boring. mel to solve this arguement! is your dick bigger then mine, no. are my tits bigger then yours, no!

everyone has there own opinion, and argueing your case valiently is good, but no one is going to say in the pub "women are better drivers cause mel said so" so just ignore the comments!

[DUNOVA.]

Chill out mate it's only a post if you don't like it don't read it :? :P

[XZiBiT]

init

[srs1]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

chilled! :D

[?Marty?]

lol chill out all of you.

Tha ACTUAL answer is WHO GIVES A FU(K!

Lets start a ''are women allowed to like sport'' thread instead. :roll:

An ugly bird will suit a car as much as an ugly bloke will. What does any of it matter, and who gives a shit about conforming, especially when it's to stereotypes!? Would i not drive a 'hairdressers' car for the sake of my male ego? Fuck no, depends on what the car is.

Now lets discuus things that actually matter, like ''why would someone NOT shave their pubis hair!?'' I mean, come on!?

[Tilly]

this post is crap
sorry it has to be said

[?Marty?]

Not as crap as science (http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=89211).

[Tilly]

LOL trust u marty

[XZiBiT]

or the saxo post :lol:

[Ste_Nova]

where as french cars only suit females or the campest of males.

bastard
http://uploader.co.uk/images/a6f0cd431d60f7047abbccdab66077e7

and someone got a pic of me in a 106gti on friday aswell

[Dave]

where as french cars only suit females or the campest of males.

ba***d
http://uploader.co.uk/images/a6f0cd431d60f7047abbccdab66077e7

and someone got a pic of me in a 106gti on friday aswell

if i drive my gf's 106 gti does that make me camp??? :o

[DUNOVA.]

Is that you driving the paxo ste?

[Philsutton]

haha

[Jack]

Is that a blue centre on that steering wheel?


On a red car???


:?

[NoVa_KhAn]

great colour co ordination lol


little tip


red n blue dont go 2gether

[Philsutton]

who needs colour co ordination when driving a saxo, you've already made your self look like a tit the moment you got in it, :lol:

[NoVa_KhAn]

LOL very very true mate

[DUNOVA.]

Leave it out guys don't you think he's been punished enough he's drivin a saxo for fcuk sake :lol: :lol:

[XZiBiT]

lol @the paxo driver

[epo]

great colour co ordination lol


little tip


red n blue dont go 2gether


**cough cough**

http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v24/epo_sri/Picture_017.jpg
cheers mate :lol: :lol:

[?Marty?]

epo, do you lobve your car?

I was just wondering, have you ever attempted to show it how much you love it by sticking your pecker in the hole tube thingy in the grille? lol

[epo]

epo, do you lobve your car?

I was just wondering, have you ever attempted to show it how much you love it by sticking your pecker in the hole tube thingy in the grille? lol

course i have\do whats the point in havin the blue think otherwise

am thinkin of sprayin it pink so i can stick me nob in the pink ring

i did try lovin the tail pipes once but it wudnt fit right and i got a black cock :lol:

[Jack]

epo, do you lobve your car?

I was just wondering, have you ever attempted to show it how much you love it by sticking your pecker in the hole tube thingy in the grille? lol

http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

the less said the better i think

[NoVa_KhAn]

great colour co ordination lol


little tip


red n blue dont go 2gether


**cough cough**

http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v24/epo_sri/Picture_017.jpg
cheers mate :lol: :lol:




soz lol


see how u can mix red n blue in novas and it looks good unlike paxos :wink:

[epo]

dont worry about it only messin

[?Marty?]

Gotta get myself a "Dekhyr Dragon Industries (Teledildonics Division) Sexual Interface Unit" lmao.

Yeah. Right. :roll:

[XZiBiT]

:?

[Nova~Lolly]

lu lot will be shocked wen andy...finally gets it up on here

If he has trouble getting it up, i can sell him some of my grandpops Viagra. woop woop.

But no porn is allowed on here, so he shouldn't be getting it up on NL anyhows.

AHAHAHA WHAT FUNNY PEOPLE YOU ARE.I MEANT THE PICTURES COZ HE HASNT GOT THEM UPLOADED YET..

[Nova~Lolly]

Chelle always looks great in my Nova even when she's sat in it in a cold and freezin car park in the middle of the night :o
IMHO she looks better in the back :lol: hehe
I think i look better in her nova and that she should give it to me and have a fiesta instead 8)
(Im probably gonna get killed later) :roll:
THANKS BABE AND YES U ARE GONNA GET KILLED LATER,I HATE FIESTAS.and no U cant have MY car mwwwahhhhaaaahhhhhhh.MINE!!!!!!!!!!

[dan_mk1]

Chelle always looks great in my Nova even when she's sat in it in a cold and freezin car park in the middle of the night :o
IMHO she looks better in the back :lol: hehe
I think i look better in her nova and that she should give it to me and have a fiesta instead 8)
(Im probably gonna get killed later) :roll:
THANKS BABE AND YES U ARE GONNA GET KILLED LATER,I HATE FIESTAS.and no U cant have MY car mwwwahhhhaaaahhhhhhh.MINE!!!!!!!!!!

bollacks, i thought you had left :(

[Tilly]

Is that you driving the paxo ste?

clear as day it says PUG 106

[DUNOVA.]

LMFAO it lookes like a saxo sorry :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry for the insult ste

[DUNOVA.]

Sorry am i mistaken but doe's it not say "VTR" ON THE DOOR :lol: :wink:

[Tilly]

it does look like it yes, maybe he hasnt got a clue :lol: :lol:

[DUNOVA.]

Or maybe he is trying to descise the fact that he was driving a paxo

[Barn]

....cant believe I just read this thread... :? lol

lol @ dan_mk1_nova though

[~~joycey~~]

nova~lolly how can u own/maintain a car if ur unemployed???

[Philsutton]

LMFAO it lookes like a saxo sorry Sorry for the insult ste
The 106/saxo are but one car just different badges on the back. Still super gay.

[Nova~Lolly]

nova~lolly how can u own/maintain a car if ur unemployed???
i own a car yes and its stuck in a garage with no tax or mot and i cant drive yet anyway-im stilll learning.so it doesnt really matter at the mo. :cry:

[~~joycey~~]

aww im sowwi to hear that, good luck in the future with learning

:angel:

[Nova~Lolly]

aww im sowwi to hear that, good luck in the future with learning

:angel:
Thanks.but i cant learn without a job coz i have no money :cry: :cry: i bin outta work for 3 months nearly now-im well depressed at the mo.

[Stuart]

i bet marty could offer you some work ;) lol

[Nova~Lolly]

i bet marty could offer you some work ;) lol
im sure he wud but i wudnt be interested,

[?Marty?]

^^^ that's not the attitude back to employment young lady.

[DUNOVA.]

Hmmm weed sales booming :?: :lol:

[Nova~Lolly]

^^^ that's not the attitude back to employment young lady.
ah yes but u werent on about employment as in employment was you :) . and if u knew anything about scunthorpe,youd know that there aint no fcuking jobs anywhere coz its such a small shitty town

[hendrix]

when she says c**t she means scunny but it doesnt allow u 2 put that in the message body :evil:

[Nova~Lolly]

when she says c**t she means scunny but it doesnt allow u 2 put that in the message body :evil:
LMAO babey cheers for that i didnt realise it did that. my we live in a fucked up place lol.wont even let u type it.see ya sooon darling.love ya xxx

[DUNOVA.]

^^^Don't worry your not the only one unemployed and depressed :cry:

[Nova~Lolly]

^^^Don't worry your not the only one unemployed and depressed :cry:
well thank god for that,how long u bin outta work? mines nearly 3 months now-but i left on my own accord coz it was fulla 2 faced ppl and i cudnt take it no more.i had had enough :cry:

[heidi]

^^^Don't worry your not the only one unemployed and depressed :cry:


still no job then stu or is it laziness :P :P and u aint been lookin

[DUNOVA.]

^^^I was meant to start today but it's miles away but hopefully start a new job tomorro

Lolly)Ive only been out of work a week and a bit I got the sack :cry:

[heidi]

:D cool mate..no crashin nothing this time :wink:

[DUNOVA.]

:lol: I'll try not to 8)

[Alex]

well thank god for that,how long u bin outta work? mines nearly 3 months now

LOL I was out of work for 9 months after I graduated from uni :lol:

[Nova~Lolly]

^^^

Lolly)Ive only been out of work a week and a bit I got the sack :cry:

oh dear thats not good.whered ya work and why u get the sack?

[DUNOVA.]

Here go's :lol:

I was working as a forklift driver at a houlage company they asked me to move a artic lorry about 100 yards across the yard me not havin a clue how to drive one jumped in it put it in first started movin went to stick it in second and could'nt get it in so while i was still moving i was looking at the gears tryin to get it in then *bang* I hit a parked lorry not good I got the biggest ever ear bashin you could ever imagine :oops: :oops:

[Dave]

Here go's :lol:

I was working as a forklift driver at a houlage company they asked me to move a artic lorry about 100 yards across the yard me not havin a clue how to drive one jumped in it put it in first started movin went to stick it in second and could'nt get it in so while i was still moving i was looking at the gears tryin to get it in then *bang* I hit a parked lorry not good I got the biggest ever ear bashin you could ever imagine :oops: :oops:

Oops!
it is difficult when you first start but when you get used to it it's all good fun :lol:

[DUNOVA.]

don't think i want to get used to it there a mission to drive :lol:

[Riggy]

Here go's :lol:

I was working as a forklift driver at a houlage company they asked me to move a artic lorry about 100 yards across the yard me not havin a clue how to drive one jumped in it put it in first started movin went to stick it in second and could'nt get it in so while i was still moving i was looking at the gears tryin to get it in then *bang* I hit a parked lorry not good I got the biggest ever ear bashin you could ever imagine :oops: :oops:

lol :lol: :lol:

[epo]

lol
i managed to write a mk6 escort off in worksvan the other week
god the car was a mess but the van had a busted head light

them merc vitos r hard as a coffin nail

[dave.gsi]

LOL I was out of work for 9 months after I graduated from uni :lol:

errm, i'm still unemployed lol

[?Marty?]

^^^ and loving it! lol

[~~joycey~~]

:rofl: @ dunova

:grab: