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[Anonymous]

I notice from your footer that you are somewhat of an electonics expert, if this is true could you please tell me how to electrify my car ? I am being serious and I know it is illegal but I think it needs doing.
Thanx Nathan.
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[Anonymous]

let me know as well please !

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[Anonymous]

yeah that will stop those cats sleeping on the bonnet

bad bwoy tings a gwan!!

[Anonymous]

the cats won't be grounded if they are on the bonnet (like birds standing on electricty wires)

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[Anonymous]

i wanna know as well, cos no cu*t will be fookin about with ya motor then...they wont be able to touchit long enough to break in...he he

plus, it's not as if the theifs will be able to afford soes with rubber soles on them (cos they wear Ascot and Nicks) so they will be getting a nasty shock...ha!

come on cambridge...we're waiting 4 the answer m8 ;)

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[Anonymous]

children children children. i will consider it and get back to you coz im sure if my morrals will allow me to let you all hurt poor ickle theiving gits LMAO

seriously its kinda tricky what with not frying all yer stereo and ECU etc. but i will get back to you all

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[Anonymous]

Yes i can just see it now.

TWOCER: Well officer i was just walking past and tripped up on the pavement. I put my hand on the car and was electrocuted.

Claims Direct: yep we'll screw the owner for all he's got.

Result twocer gets a new car without breaking the law!

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

[Anonymous]

Lol it would be worth it though :)

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[Anonymous]

i think if you remove the earth from your bettery and then attatch the live wire from a plug to your cars body it should happily it @ 230v ac without damaging anything but if sum twocer touches it the current will flow through him down to earth thus :-

a - leaving him with a steamy pile in his pants

or

b - leaving him in a steamy pile!

if anyone does it then just m8k sure you dont kill yourself when your in a rush in the morning cos your l8 4 work and dont disconnect it.

[Anonymous]

too much current will flow from that and it will acctually kill who ever touches it. for instance say your parked in a row and a kid brushes against it, BANG dead child and you go down for manslaughter poss even murder!! so what you do is get a device for ?99 from the back of lax flowers, arsed far or some others, that put about 3Kv on the body but no current!! it hurts like feck but dont kill, job done safe and dangerous!! i could make you one but that would make me an accessory to this foolish behaviour

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[Anonymous]

I haven't seen that, all I have seen is the electronic crooklock that costs 200 quid but I want to strop them even getting in the car. It would some how need to be connected to the central locking so it would turn off when I zap the alarm off.

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[Anonymous]

You can get electric fencers for keeping livestock in fields that run off a car battery for about ?30ish (I think). They send pulses of very high voltage out about every 3 secs. The kick from them is quite painful and can leave a bruise. However the unit itself requires earthing and the person touching the wire or whatever needs to be well earthed as well. Ideally the whole car body ought to be live but I dont know how well it would work. I might try and let u know.