A few jokes- Minor Offence Warning

[DUNOVA.]

Here's a couple of joke's for you all :!:

1.What did princess Di turn into at midnight?

.A wall
2.Shipmans last meal was a curry.When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it,he replied it was ok but I could of ""murdered a nan""

3.What's the difference between Michael jackson and a carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is a potenial risk to children.The other carries your shoping.

4.What do yoko ono and Amazon tribes have in common?
They both live of dead beatles

5.What's the difference between Jill dando and a pint of beer?
A beer still look's good when you blow the head off

6.Harold shipmans suicide note has been found.
It read ""I can't go on ive run out of patience""

7.What are the last things dodi did?
Di

8.Why could'nt O.J play baseball?
He could'nt find his bloody glove

9.What's the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
The greyhounds wait for the hairs

These joke's are from the sport !!Enjoy

[-Bruce-]

lol they are all really good lol :lol:

[terrible___1]

like them all mate like the shipman 1 the best tho lol :lol:

[DUNOVA.]

I like the jill dando one :twisted:

[DUNOVA.]

Sorry I was thinking about puting a warning,I'll no next time :)

[Stuart]

no problem, just some people may have taken offence, and we cant be too carefull now can we lol


ive got a corker of a joke, but i dont know if i can post it, or even tell anyone. When i heard it at work i was acctually embarresed to have heard it, but hey.

lets just say it was to do with the events in soham. so prehaps give it a few more months

[Dpnova]

Ive heard a soham one but i def aint posting it

[DUNOVA.]

My boss told me a soham joke and i agree I would'nt post it I have'nt told anyone it because they are a bit sick :evil:

[dave.gsi]

post them, were all grown ups here.







(apart from marty)

[DUNOVA.]

Is it ok to post it admin,moderator's ?Check first coz These jokes are pretty hardcore :o

[dave.gsi]

lol, its a joke. you're not pushing herion to kids :lol:


anyway, read what it says............


Anything Goes (except porn) - Jokes, Pics, Chat, whatever.

[DUNOVA.]

:!: Please do not read no further if you are easly offended :!: :!:




What is worse than letting Micheal jackson baby sit your kids?


Letting Ian huntley bath them

[epo]

:lol:
i pm'd cambridge and ask him 2 tell it 2 me

[dave.gsi]

fuckin hell, all that for a joke i heard weeks ago :roll:

[Dpnova]

Thast the one i was thinking of

[djy2k_3]

Nice 1 lads had me in stiches

[Stuart]

well i wasnt gonna post incase it did acctually offend anyone.

since you liked it, its mine :D muhaa haa haa

i heard it in august, but obv it was a bit more frowned upon then.

[epo]

well i wasnt gonna post incase it did acctually offend anyone.

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thats what i thought 2