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Stuart
22-02-04, 02:45 PM
right as some of you know ive been out in germany since the end of dec.

we all knew they were a bunch of oddballs from stereotypes. well now ive been here a while i can officially say they ARE a bunch of oddballs

Where do i start?? lol

this weekend is the end of halloween, which started in november lol
they had a huge parade (no not the love parade) and have been partying all weekend (and will continue till wenesday).

for this occasion Krapfen is eaten (sounds iffy) but infact they are doughnuts, fools.

Also in the bar bellow the internetcafe i have heard some of the most criminal music ever lol eg DJ Otzi, Fast Food Rockers etc.

but the tune that made me sooo happy was Three Lions lmao i wonder if they knew what it was about.

So thats this weekend done

As for new years eve, feck i thought i was in danger as they were launching rockets from champagne bottles in the streets, lobing bangers at each other and so on.

they drive on the wrong side of the road, nuff said

the only "fast food" here is pizza, currywurst and kebabs (nicer than uk ones i might add) so my diet has been less than exciting.

UK newspapers cost a bomb lol.

the bombing of dresen and many other good war efforts always get mentioned and the krauts hide :D

oh they are meant to be called boxheads.

beer is kinda cheap, but it sounds expensive. eg a pint (half liter) of genuine irish guinnes is ?3.30 (sounds a lot) but its sort of 1.80-2 sterling.

ciggies well ?3.10 for a pack of 19 (dunno why they are in 19's lol)

fuel, its sort of cheaper than the UK, but the price goes up for the weekends lmao

the traffic wardens work from 6am till 12 midnight.

German tax starts at 52% lol

but hey its all fun as i dont pay german tax, dont smoke and dont have a car out here.

Most german blokes look gay, like pedos or tramps so its no wonder that 50% of the women in the city that im in are single lmao

and the women, oooooooooooooh atleast 2/3's would get it, and half hare total hunnies

:D
keep it real homies

Mark
22-02-04, 03:11 PM
Sounds like your having a ball!

?Marty?
22-02-04, 03:52 PM
you're after shaggin hairy fraulines!? :o

Mark
22-02-04, 04:07 PM
Any port in a storm!

Don't mention the war, Right Basil! :lol:

Alex
22-02-04, 06:33 PM
no, camb's loved up with his mrs lol.

I thought he would be straight into that club under the bar. I did wonder if there is a a reason why he always starts his msn conversations with me by shouting "GAY BAR"

Mel
22-02-04, 07:22 PM
:lol:

epo
22-02-04, 07:49 PM
whats the porn like over there??? :lol:

Stuart
23-02-04, 07:09 PM
alex is right, im a daft soppy git fully loved up with the gf.

but that dosent stop me talking to the locals ;)

last nite in me local "british" pub i got talking to two hunnies, turns out they are from Finland (my new sexiest accent lol). they seem cool and i shall be bugging/stalking them from now on lol


Ive not viewd the porn as yet, even the TV dosent have it on anymore, not like in the old days of analogue sky and 11pm porno on RTL etc lol

epo
24-02-04, 08:16 PM
rtl used 2 be spot on or the 10 min free view

i couldnt see the point in payin after that i had me 3 pumps and a grunt :lol: :lol: