Stuart
22-02-04, 02:45 PM
right as some of you know ive been out in germany since the end of dec.
we all knew they were a bunch of oddballs from stereotypes. well now ive been here a while i can officially say they ARE a bunch of oddballs
Where do i start?? lol
this weekend is the end of halloween, which started in november lol
they had a huge parade (no not the love parade) and have been partying all weekend (and will continue till wenesday).
for this occasion Krapfen is eaten (sounds iffy) but infact they are doughnuts, fools.
Also in the bar bellow the internetcafe i have heard some of the most criminal music ever lol eg DJ Otzi, Fast Food Rockers etc.
but the tune that made me sooo happy was Three Lions lmao i wonder if they knew what it was about.
So thats this weekend done
As for new years eve, feck i thought i was in danger as they were launching rockets from champagne bottles in the streets, lobing bangers at each other and so on.
they drive on the wrong side of the road, nuff said
the only "fast food" here is pizza, currywurst and kebabs (nicer than uk ones i might add) so my diet has been less than exciting.
UK newspapers cost a bomb lol.
the bombing of dresen and many other good war efforts always get mentioned and the krauts hide :D
oh they are meant to be called boxheads.
beer is kinda cheap, but it sounds expensive. eg a pint (half liter) of genuine irish guinnes is ?3.30 (sounds a lot) but its sort of 1.80-2 sterling.
ciggies well ?3.10 for a pack of 19 (dunno why they are in 19's lol)
fuel, its sort of cheaper than the UK, but the price goes up for the weekends lmao
the traffic wardens work from 6am till 12 midnight.
German tax starts at 52% lol
but hey its all fun as i dont pay german tax, dont smoke and dont have a car out here.
Most german blokes look gay, like pedos or tramps so its no wonder that 50% of the women in the city that im in are single lmao
and the women, oooooooooooooh atleast 2/3's would get it, and half hare total hunnies
:D
keep it real homies
we all knew they were a bunch of oddballs from stereotypes. well now ive been here a while i can officially say they ARE a bunch of oddballs
Where do i start?? lol
this weekend is the end of halloween, which started in november lol
they had a huge parade (no not the love parade) and have been partying all weekend (and will continue till wenesday).
for this occasion Krapfen is eaten (sounds iffy) but infact they are doughnuts, fools.
Also in the bar bellow the internetcafe i have heard some of the most criminal music ever lol eg DJ Otzi, Fast Food Rockers etc.
but the tune that made me sooo happy was Three Lions lmao i wonder if they knew what it was about.
So thats this weekend done
As for new years eve, feck i thought i was in danger as they were launching rockets from champagne bottles in the streets, lobing bangers at each other and so on.
they drive on the wrong side of the road, nuff said
the only "fast food" here is pizza, currywurst and kebabs (nicer than uk ones i might add) so my diet has been less than exciting.
UK newspapers cost a bomb lol.
the bombing of dresen and many other good war efforts always get mentioned and the krauts hide :D
oh they are meant to be called boxheads.
beer is kinda cheap, but it sounds expensive. eg a pint (half liter) of genuine irish guinnes is ?3.30 (sounds a lot) but its sort of 1.80-2 sterling.
ciggies well ?3.10 for a pack of 19 (dunno why they are in 19's lol)
fuel, its sort of cheaper than the UK, but the price goes up for the weekends lmao
the traffic wardens work from 6am till 12 midnight.
German tax starts at 52% lol
but hey its all fun as i dont pay german tax, dont smoke and dont have a car out here.
Most german blokes look gay, like pedos or tramps so its no wonder that 50% of the women in the city that im in are single lmao
and the women, oooooooooooooh atleast 2/3's would get it, and half hare total hunnies
:D
keep it real homies