vermin ***update***

[epo]

it started about a week ago i found a packet of r lasses fags that had been chewed
so i was like whats happened to these but thought no more of it
on monday r lass got up and found one of my daughter rubber tipped spoons chewed 2 shite
so something wasnt right
straight away she called pest control he went and checked the house and couldnt find ne thing but he said "uve got a rat"
we were absolutly gutted and felt well dirty
i was worried 4 my daughter and son in case they'd got wiels disease if it had pished on the floor
so the rat squasher gave us a couple of traps and we baited it with chocolate
and were told 2 set em when we went 2 bed
so at 10:30 i set them both and went 2 bed
got upstairs and then went back down 4 a drink
put the kitchen light on and saw the trap had gone off with a white rodent which i thought was a rat went to tell r lass
"we've caught it a white rat"
she came down stairs
"wheres its tail"
"it looks like a hamster"

it was
it turns out next doors had lost there hamster 3 weeks ago only now its got a bit of a dislocated neck
oops
still it wrecked ?50 worth of lyno
so hammy the hamster wont be re-apperin in tails from the river bank again

still the rat squasher pished himself laughin

[Fester]

RAT OUT!!!!!


sorry lol



glad you got it sorted lol

[epo]

i was waitin 4 some 1 2 say that

[locky]

so hammy the hamster wont be re-apperin in tails from the river bank again


Thats what i call my hamster!
sammy the hammy :lol:

[-Bruce-]

bastard hamsters!! get everywhere these days :lol:

[epo]

i took a pic of it in the trap but i dont think many people would have like it if id have put it up

[epo]

u can c what a mess its made ot the wall and the lino i was gutted its been down a month and was a twat 2 lay now ive gotta redo it :evil:

[Mark]

i took a pic of it in the trap but i dont think many people would have like it if id have put it up


Lol - were all adults, put it up with warning in the title.

[Neil.]

LMAO, sorry but this is sooooo funny it was next doors hamster. sorry it chewd up your house, thought it was going to turn out to be one of your children being a canable or posessed or summit.

[epo]

must admit i was laughin afterwards r lass was a bit upset tho wanted 2 knock on peoples doors
"have u lost a hamster"

[Ian]

put it as a link if you want to put the pic up.

[DUNOVA.]

You won't be gettin the kids a hampster then :lol: Go on put the pic up you just want to hope your next door neighber is'nt a regular on here :twisted:

[srs1]

i was laughing my head of when i read this last night so i told my bro's gf down stairs. the story she then told me was even worse.

the next door neighbour had knocked on there doors asking if he had seen fluffy (her cat)
then one of his two allsations turned up next to him with the cats tail in his mouth. he knew the dogs had something, but would you risk getting inbetween 2 alli's?

[Ste_Nova]

i ran over a cat on the lane by mine... peeps came knocking a few days later "have you seen our cat" :twisted:

[essexrudeboy]

i ran over a cat on the lane by mine... peeps came knocking a few days later "have you seen our cat" :twisted:

"yeah, have a look in the top of my arch, there's some still left!! it stinks!"

[Dpnova]

:lol: :lol:

[Stuart]

i was expecting a bit of "theres a rat in me kitchen what am i gonna do" lol


POST THE PIC

[epo]

how do i post a link as ive only got it on photo bucket
i can put it on here no probs like but i dont think ians 2 keen u dont see its face or owt so its identity remains hidden theres no blood

[ydg27]

go on just post it please, lets see something with its head hanging off - yeah die , yeah
technofear!!!!!

[epo]

heres the pic its nowt special how ever if admin dont like it either remove or tell me and ill take it off

the red ring is where it chewd through and wrecked me lyno

http://img9.photobucket.com/albums/v24/epo_sri/hamster2.jpg

[Stuart]

looks like its doing some mechanic work under the trap.


infact thats a dull pic lol

can you get another raaat in yer kitchen and mutilate it with a vicious trap? lol

[dan_mk1]

lol, go on epo! you pick hamsters up for pennies these days! :lol:

[Mark]

lol, go on epo! you pick hamsters up for pennies these days! :lol:

LMFAO!!

[epo]

looks like its doing some mechanic work under the trap.


infact thats a dull pic lol

can you get another raaat in yer kitchen and mutilate it with a vicious trap? lol

they took the traps back with em
i wanted 2 keep 1

[Neil.]

u can see its willy :lol:

[Mark]

u can see its willy :lol:


AND it's bigger than yours.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dare-devil]

Lmao

[Alex]

u can see its willy :lol:

Neil that is its arse. For some wierd reason i know about hamsters, and that is a female. A male has MASSIVE nads which you would be able to see.

[Ben3042]

Pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dare-devil]

For some wierd reason i have MASSIVE nads, which i will show you if you like.

:lol: :lol:

[Jack]

lol Alex is pimping hamsters!! :o

[dave.gsi]

correct me if i'm wrong (and i'm no hamster expert) but is that not a shit on its arse???

like when its been 'trapped' its squeezed one out unintentionally

[dan_mk1]

correct me if i'm wrong (and i'm no hamster expert) but is that not a s**t on its arse???

like when its been 'trapped' its squeezed one out unintentionally

:lol: wouldnt you shit yourself if you were about to be crushed?! inconsiderate wanker! :lol:

[epo]

its back leg were twitchin like fook for a couple of minutes
its face look wierd 2

[Mel]

lmao..

[epo]

our cordless phone hasnt been workin 4 a while so i thought id look and see why

that fookin hamsters chewed the phone plug and most of the cable

so now ive got 2 re-wire the bastard

shame it didnt chew it while some 1 rung it wud have had 70 volts through its mouth little twat

:evil: :evil:

[-Bruce-]

lol ^^^^^^lol

bastard hamsters hehe

[XZiBiT]

:evil: hamsters are just cute rats

[dave.gsi]

dont be so cruel. my hamster kicks ass :lol:

[Wiggie]

This topic is far too funny! i think thats it tail...i think they have ickle ones like sausages shuved up there a$$.

[epo]

if i could bring the little twat back 2 life id shove a fire work up its ass
i cant believe a ?5 hamster caused so much damage

[Snowface]

lol, on the male hamster thing, when i first saw my hamester with its nads out (this when i was 10-12) i thought it was having babies, lol the are massive.

[-Bruce-]

:o lol :lol:

[XZiBiT]

pmsl :lol: :lol: