im a celebrity joke

[epo]

jordan and peter andrea go 4 a walk in the woods
and decide 2 shag there an then

whilst shaggin jordan hears a noise

"whats that noise" she says
"dunno" says peter

"is that jonny rotton" she shouts

"nah" says peter "i used it 3 days ago"

[XZiBiT]

muhahahahahah did you make that up :D :D :D

[Nath]

lmao very good if u did make it up did u do that all by yourself u clever boy

[epo]

nah lad at work told me it

[Dpnova]

LOL

[sh0rty]

lmfao, nice one :!:

[Gazza14SR]

Bloody hell :!:

It just goes to show how jokes get around! My bro sent me that at work yesterday!

Quite funny though :lol:

[DaN tHe NoVa MaN]

Lmfao :lol:

[-Bruce-]

lmfao brilliant!! :lol: :lol:

[Riggy]

:lol: :lol:

[Mark]

Lol - I still wanna see the leeches sucking Jordans boobs :o :lol:

[XZiBiT]

shes out so you wont

[Mark]

I could pretend to be a leech :o

[XZiBiT]

lol you gotta shave tho

[Mark]

Where do I need to shave Jordan??

[ydg27]

got told that at work last week, in Uttoxeter