nob head!

[srs1]

last night i went to bed with the intention of sleeping as i was up at 5 for work.
well my mum wakes me up at 1.30 to tell me some fella was sitting on next doors wall, so totally drunk and fell off it. and decided to sleep in there front garden. she's mmhing and rring about calling the cops.

i go back to sleep.

at 2.30. the nob decides to well, try and kick our front door down and rings the bell. me and my dad go flying down the stairs.
open the door and he pushes his way about 2 steps before my dad throws him flying out. he then threatens to knock us out, unless he can talk about it inside. after 10 mins of this pr*ck he leaves. cops turn up and i eventually get some sleep.

only for my alternator to start packing in on the way to work.

aint life grand!

[Dpnova]

Boo hooo, u should have given him a right good kick in

[XZiBiT]

i would have :twisted:

[srs1]

my dad was retina to retina with him. a sheet of paper wouldn't have got between them.

my dad is a calm fella, but as hes been in the forces, i think he choose the diplomatic method. plus i was more worried as my car was behind him. dont want it getting more damaged! lol

[Neil.]

should of stripped him naked, tied him up and taken him to a busy public place so ppl will see him in the morning. oh and do a American Project X style curb kick on him!

[srs1]

american HISTORY x bit you mean. place his teeth on the edge of kerb and accidentally fall over on his head. lol

[Neil.]

opps my bad sean, soz.

[blingmachine]

you should have thrown him in the celler like in the carlberg ads, failing that bury him under the floor boards. No one need ever know until changing rooms come nocking :wink:

[Wiggie]

*Wiggie cringes att he thought of losing your teeth *

did you know the bloke at all? just imagine waking up in the morn in sum1 elses garden would kinda mess your ed wunt it


Wigz

[?Marty?]

i think he is a once put for adoption child who has traced the where abouts of his blood-parents to your house and is now all bitter.

shouldnt have done that to your brother sean, he only wants to be loved. :(

[Dpnova]

LMFAO sean rejecting his family. evil sod :lol: :lol: :lol:

[srs1]

if it was my brother i wouldn't have been so nice!

i would hve nailed his arm to a plank of wood and set fire to it. then glue a rusty saw into his other hand :twisted: :twisted:

[Dpnova]

:lol:

[epo]

american HISTORY x bit you mean. place his teeth on the edge of kerb and accidentally fall over on his head. lol


love that film thats the best bit

we used 2 have a problem with 2 drunks stood outside our house yappin on at 12am evey friday night till me and ma pops threatened them with billy bat
funny they dont do it any more

ma dads ace hes a spot on mechanic in 2 his cars and hes a nutter when provoked

[?Marty?]

we used 2 have a problem with 2 drunks stood outside our house yappin on at 12am evey friday night till me and ma pops threatened them with billy bat

But it WAS you and your dad! Multiple Personality Disorder. Aint it a bitch?

[Jack]

Multiple Personality Disorder. Aint it a bitch?

We wouldn't know about that

[Mark]

This is one screwed in the head topic....... :o

[XZiBiT]

:? 8) :? 8)

[Mark]

:lol: :lol:

[XZiBiT]

:lol:

[Mark]

Now your just being silly!

[XZiBiT]

so are you

[?Marty?]

get a rooooom you too! lol

[Mark]

with a view?