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dan_mk1
30-01-04, 12:38 AM
i was sending him some porn on msn, now hes gone offline?

:wink: :lol:
?Marty?
30-01-04, 12:49 AM
whaaaat!? WHO was sending WHO porn!? I have enough to keep the palms of the whole of Novaload warm for the next three winters! :lol:
?Marty?
30-01-04, 12:51 AM
AND i wouldn't go offline either, i'd carry on 'one finger typing' while i jostle with the other hand. lol

In fact, i frequently masturbate whilst browsing novaload. It's like training to prolong my 'lovemaking' sessions to those of 'tantric-sting'. The more posts i have to reply, the longer i have to make it last. lol
dan_mk1
30-01-04, 12:51 AM
lol! thought id beat ya to it! as you threatened me with it earlier! :lol:
Fester
30-01-04, 12:53 AM
hmm tantric
dan_mk1
30-01-04, 12:53 AM
:lol:
your one sick fooker! did you buy a phone in the end?
you indecisive wanker!
?Marty?
30-01-04, 01:05 AM
yes, i ended up going for the T610 for the time being. Have to say, it's probably the best phone i've had so far. LOADS of brilliant features. APART from the SHITTEST camera. EVER. Tho it's cool, cos i have a really good Canon one.

lol i remember when i first joined, i put a porn site URL into the 'web' section of my profile. I forgot all about that.
Mark
30-01-04, 07:04 AM
In fact, i frequently masturbate whilst browsing novaload.

So, how many people now feeel very uncomfortable knowing that Marty is reading what you have just wrote with his knob in his hand :o
Rach
30-01-04, 10:41 AM
^^ i'm definately uncomfortable for one !! :?
DaN tHe NoVa MaN
30-01-04, 12:15 PM
Marty if your reading this










STOP DOING THAT!!!


:lol:
Jack
30-01-04, 12:20 PM
probably can't read that... he'll have gone blind by now :o
?Marty?
30-01-04, 12:31 PM
see novaload through the eyes of Marty. Hope you all spare a thought for me and my 'condition', coz FUCK ITS HARD TO READ SHIT when chocking the shicken
DaN tHe NoVa MaN
30-01-04, 12:34 PM
:lol:
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Dave
30-01-04, 04:17 PM
see novaload through the eyes of Marty. Hope you all spare a thought for me and my 'condition', coz fcuk ITS HARD TO READ s**t when chocking the shicken
LMFOA
Stuart
30-01-04, 05:09 PM
i often think about marty holding his knob, while i hold mine, while i surf novaload. the internet cafe owners dont like it much though lol
Fester
30-01-04, 05:34 PM
:o
?Marty?
30-01-04, 10:36 PM
Quick Fester, send him a picture of your cheesy bell. lol

I aint kidding! :o
Mark
30-01-04, 10:45 PM
LMFAO!!!
Stuart
31-01-04, 01:45 PM
is that a cheesey bell for the hogs to munch on? lol
DaN tHe NoVa MaN
14-02-04, 08:10 PM
:lol: :lol:
dan_mk1
15-02-04, 10:31 PM
:lol: :lol:

that was pretty pointless for a week old topic!?
Mark
16-02-04, 06:49 AM
I was thinking that too, just couldn't be bothered saying it...
dan_mk1
16-02-04, 12:30 PM
I was thinking that too, just couldn't be bothered saying it...

i think it a lot of the time, and also cant be arsed saying it a lot of the time!
i just had an urge this time, lol
?Marty?
16-02-04, 01:52 PM
:lol: :lol:
DaN tHe NoVa MaN
16-02-04, 02:26 PM
:oops: :oops:
Mark
16-02-04, 04:46 PM
I was thinking that too, just couldn't be bothered saying it...

i think it a lot of the time, and also cant be arsed saying it a lot of the time!
i just had an urge this time, lol


LMAO!

You a funny man Dan!!