I'm a celebrity G.M.O.H

[blingmachine]

I would usely never watch it, but ive seen the celeb line up and have to say its gonna be a classic.

Jordan
Jonny Rotten
Peter andre (remember the twat)
The one who was botted out of atomic kitten (tits to big apparently)
neil "razor" ruddock (brings back memories)
and a bunch of other b list celebs with flaling careers

How long will it take before ruddok pounds the sh!t out of Jonny, and jordan thinks she on a page 3 shoot. I cant wait :lol:

[epo]

johnny rottons deffo gunna be best one on it he's well opinionated hates the government always gunna swear

i remember when he got booted of fantasy football world cup thing because he threatened 2 smack badeal and was on about how bad the country is

[?Marty?]

The one who was botted out of atomic kitten (tits to big apparently)

she left of her own accord, because she fell pregnant to that fat fuck out of west life so left to have her sprog.

[locky]

sounds like a pile of horse shi.....

[RobIsGrt18]

razor ruddock all day long

[?Marty?]

i'm going to go with doc locks 'pile of horse shi....'

[MechaT]

I've got a better idea for Celebrity: take the same has-been celebs, leave them in the middle of the jungle - and that's it. We can then f@ck off and watch something more interesting

[Nath]

anyone watch it last nite? i watched it this morning on itv2 aswell and jordan got her tits out! watch it on itv2 cuz its live!

[dan_mk1]

jordan is fucking manky, even with make up shes horrible but without......i think id prefer ruddock! :lol:

[epo]

jordan is fcuking manky, even with make up shes horrible but without......i think id prefer ruddock! :lol:
id shag her 2 death :lol:

[Fester]

I was watching it on ITV2 'live' and the sound kept going off, then a disclaimer kept coming up saying 'sound and/or pictures may be deleted for legal reasons'

really fucking live!!

it did look alright though, although wtf was diane modahl doing?! Made a 'brush' using some ferns etc and the proceeded to 'sweep up' the camp site, with no visible change to anything :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Alex]

i noticed she was sweeping up for no reason. why sweep up dry leaves to uncover some nasty mud anyway?

[Neil.]

I'm now watching it and Jordan is sat on andrea's crotch in a hamic and he's asking her if she thinks ALL guys r cheats and liers, and saying how he's not.

I think that they are SOOOOOOOO gonna get it on!

[dan_mk1]

lol, peter andre is a steaming heap of faggot! the only thing he is gonna get it on with is his hand.....or a mountain gorilla! :lol:

[Fester]

"I wanna have sex on the beach" - pmsl anyone remember that? What a n0b

She's not interested lol. Particularly funny when he did his little singing thing using a pan for musical effect :lol: :lol:

[Neil.]

haha, the old spoon and frying pan music, i love that stuff!

[Fester]

lmao could be the next big thing

get some chinless wonder to bang on a pan with a wooden spoon and sing some shite :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

pmsl - the whole concept of the show is just ridiculous if you ask me. Although i caught a couple of minutes of jonny playing with the emu's last night and that was funny seeing him covered in his own snot :lol:

Jordan is clearly only there to get the viewing figures up - and everyone else is just to make up the numbers really if you ask me (which nobody did).