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srs1
23-01-04, 04:59 PM
Alma returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her

husband that the doctor said she only had 24hours to live. Wiping away

her tears, she asked him to makelove with her. Of course he agreed and
they

made passionatelove.

Six hours later, Alma went to him again, and said,

"Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love
again?"

Paul agrees and again they make love. Later, Alma is getting into bed

when she realized she now had only eight hours of life left. She touched

Paul's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I
die."he

agreed, than afterward he rolled over and fell asleep. Alma, however,
heard the

clock ticking in her head,and she tossed and turned until she was down
to

only four more hours. She tapped her husband on the shoulder to wake

him up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" Her husband
sat up

abruptly, turned to her and said: "Listen Alma, I have to get up in the

morning! You don't."

Dpnova
23-01-04, 05:15 PM
LOL its old though

Mark
23-01-04, 05:23 PM
LMAO!

epo
23-01-04, 07:38 PM
:lol: :lol:

*NoVa_BoY*
23-01-04, 08:03 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

blingmachine
23-01-04, 09:54 PM
He's got a point you know, god women can be insesitive :lol: