ultimate bond style

[Anonymous]

my next mod is as follows.
cut a hole behind rear number plate.
hinge bottom of number plate.
make braket for inside of hatch.
fit onto this bracket a central locking motor.
wire this up to a switch on the dash.
behind the original plate fit a stick on plate saying fuck you
drive through speed cameras, and cut people up with switch activated.
dont get caught, and have lots of roadrage. :D

[Anonymous]

U bored or summink M8?B-)

[Anonymous]

sounds like a work of genius

[Anonymous]

I'm thinking of putting rocket launchers behind my front one

[Anonymous]

I got an old shot gun if you want to saw off the butt and weld it in place cunningly disguised as twin central zorsts:p

[Anonymous]

Or what you could do is:-

Drill a small hole big enough so you can screw in a spark plug. Then get a piece of wire and put it on to the battery. In this wire attach a switch, mount the switch somewhere in your dash. Put the wire on to the end of the spark plug.

Then sit at the lights and when some tw@t who thinks he is gonna thrash you comes along, Rev your engine loads and flick the swtich on, the spark will ignite the remaining fuel/fumes. BIG FLAME FROM EXHAUST! :D Just be a bit carefull though. You could also use this to kep people from tailgatin you! Would be worth a go if you got an exhaust you are about to replace. :0

B-) When you become a Taxi driver, is it compulsary to have a lobotomy?

[pug_dog]

[Anonymous]

i thought about that fucking ages and ages ago
lol scary

[Anonymous]

nice ;)

[Anonymous]

u could fit a fifth injector in the exhaust, once the exhaust is hot, flick a switch, and huge flames will come out the back.

[Anonymous]

Or an ejector seat. So that when your parka wearing mate get's annoyingor starts taling about buying a corsa you can flick a switch and send him out of the roof. He He.

Anybody round here wear a parka he he.

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

[Anonymous]

can i be miss money penny?

[naked_davo] Suck my D1ck Biach!

[Anonymous]

What? The bird that never gets laid. Oh go on then if you must :D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

[Anonymous]

How about a fake exhaust wif a rocket launcher in it ???

GRRR I'm a sexual tyranosaurus!!!