Anonymous
30-03-01, 11:20 AM
Lloyds Bank is installing new "Drive-thru" cashpoint machines in
Loughborough High Street.
Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have
been drawn up.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine
2 Wind down your car window
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE (...and elgan)
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down car window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake
:D NovaKing
...soon to be CorsaKing? :-/ What should I get? Its Nova vs Corsa
Loughborough High Street.
Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have
been drawn up.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine
2 Wind down your car window
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE (...and elgan)
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down car window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 metres
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26 Release handbrake
:D NovaKing
...soon to be CorsaKing? :-/ What should I get? Its Nova vs Corsa