nice to have met you all!

[srs1]

its happened twice in two days. and you know the phrase three strikes and your out.
yesterday as i pulled away from a cross roads, some nob, went through the lights. i missed him by a oot or so.

then today, going up a dual carriageway, some fella pulls out and leaves half his car on my side of the road. i had to slam on and swerve infront of a bus. either that or hit the car and spin off into the little tos**r on the moped thinking he's carl foggarty.

so, as i am thinking i am due a crash, as i appear to be a magnet for one.

i would like to say, it was nice talking to you all. all the best for the future!

ps. i may post tomoz if i survive! :( :( :(

[Ben3042]

Best of luck mate :lol:

[Dpnova]

boo hoo, all you do is moan, lol. Ull be ok just drive like a granny and ull be ok

[srs1]

there was me thinking it could happen, so heres my new re-writen will:-
to denny....(was going to get my car, well whats left of it) gets my ring!!!!
piece. lol (moan like a granny)

[Mark]

there was me thinking it could happen, so heres my new re-writen will:-
to denny....(was going to get my car, well whats left of it) gets my ring!!!!
piece. lol (moan like a granny)

LMFAO!!

[Jordi]

lol, i always get road raged when driving, bloody women....(not all) but some of em shunt be on road.

Be carefull m8, see if u post tomoz :p

[srs1]

not being funny jordi. but it was a man both times.

only a man would have taken a chance like them over the last 2 nights. a woman would have braked about 600 meters earlier for the just incase scenario. us men are the worst, followed by old people then women.

in retro spect!
we take the (oh shit) kinda chances
old people just dordle and cause them.
and women are just too over cautious and cause us (go for it), have the crash.
that's me being honest!

[dan_mk1]

not being funny jordi. but it was a man both times.

only a man would have taken a chance like them over the last 2 nights. a woman would have braked about 600 meters earlier for the just incase scenario. us men are the worst, followed by old people then women.

in retro spect!
we take the (oh s**t) kinda chances
old people just dordle and cause them.
and women are just too over cautious and cause us (go for it), have the crash.
that's me being honest!

hes right, men are worse than women, well kinda!

we have less more serious accidents, women have more less serious accidents (like reversing into tree's, lamp posts, telegraph polls, generally things 'i didnt see' :roll: :lol: )

[?Marty?]

if you dont stop whinging, I'll run you over! lol

[Dpnova]

I dont want your ring you freak, lol. Today is judgment day :lol:

[srs1]

well i'm alive and so excited. cant make my mind up, to weather go and have a crunchie or spit my fat everywhere. lol

[Mark]

Glad your alive, have the crunchie, it's a lot less messy :o

[?Marty?]

^^^ AFTER you've spat your fat all over it. lol

[Mark]

:o