Scouse Xmas

[Jordi]

Dreaming Of A Scouse Christmas....

To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine.....

Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

Christmas time, pi55ups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pi55ed - on someone else's beer

Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so sh1tty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels

[Mark]

LOL - I'm sure it's not like that really, honest, no I mean it :!: :lol: :lol:

[Alex]

:lol: im sure ian will like this

[dave.gsi]

lol, most of that is true :oops:

[Dpnova]

:lol:

[GTE Girl]

that was brilliant really funny :D :lol: :D

[Riggy]

:D

[epo]

funny lol

[Tilly]

i love it