Creative (or slightly mental) minds required

[Beano]

My mate wants to play a practical joke, on someone at his 6th form college. He plans to put a note in all the form registers in the school, that should be read out to all pupils.

What I need is ideas of what could be put in the note...

It needs to be something totally outrageous, but almost believable, the more crap the idea the better! :lol:
Last one he did was a load of posters and leaflets round the school saying that I was going on Who Wants to be a Millionaire (it's my old school), and quite a few people believed it.
Cheers in advance everyone! :D

[wisewood]

Due to a report that there have been several firearms related 'incidents' on the premices all students are to gather in the main hall at 11am to be met by the police.

All students will then be searched by armed police and sniffer dogs. Anyone found with firearms or drugs about their person or their property will be detained pending prosecution. Any students not attending will be assumed guilty.

Thankyou for your cooperation in this matter.






:D

[Mark]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[?Marty?]

It should say ''your foreskin is ready for collection from the Reception".

I'll think of something for later, going out now. In a minute. Yes.

[srs1]

to anyone who has come into contact with ............... must report to the doctors as soon as, and get an examination.
then put it at the bottom he has a sexually transmitted desease.