weekend.......

[?Marty?]

....beginning 12th feb, 2027.

what you doing?

[Mark]

Finishing my Nova :o :lol:

[Alex]

i planning to die earlier than that, so ill be in some box somewhere underground

[srs1]

i'll be having a dump!

[Stuart]

ill be off out buying pints that cost about ?12 (in a wetherspoons) and driving about in my retro classic Aston Martin Vanquish (they will be really cheap by then)

[dave.gsi]

the 12th of february 2027 is a tuesday.

how is that the weekend??

[sh0rty]

12th feb 2027 is a friday :!:

[dave.gsi]

lol, how the fuck do you know that?
i just made it up :lol:

[Alex]

erm look on the Windows date/time calender

[?Marty?]

it will be 8 day weeks by then, so you're all wrong.

[Neil.]

haha, u eye spunking freak!

[epo]

ill be gettin ready 2 celerbrate my 46th birthday

[rachaelrebekah]

i iwll be single and still loving it.... i only meant one for one person.

[?Marty?]

sorry rachael, but it will be a criminal offence to be single by then, punishable by conscription to work in the Artificial Insemination of London Zoo Pandas Department.

You WILL have to wank them off.

[Tazzy]

well as its my bday is on the 28th of Jan and i will be 44yrs old, i hope i will be getting over a massive hang over, but at the same time, i hope i will the manager of a top premiership club... or Aston Villa! lol :lol:

[srs1]

well as its my bday is on the 28th of Jan

too many people share my birthday. think your the 10th person i know now.

[?Marty?]

who's there?

[rachaelrebekah]

well then i gonna have a sore wrist cause i aint eva gonna get the man i want.

[?Marty?]

awww, dont worry.......
























..... your hands will be tied behind your back, so you'll have to use your mouth to do it with. lol

And Fester is a really nice guy so dont worry about being single, if you send him some 'sexy' e-mails, i'm sure...............
























.....he'll pop a jar of spunk in the post for you, and then you can dip your rampant rabbit in it before your sesh, and have his babies.

[Mark]

:o :o :|

[Puntobabe]

:o :roll:

[Dpnova]

.....he'll pop a jar of spunk in the post for you, and then you can dip your rampant rabbit in it before your sesh, and have his babies.

That is really twisted

[Neil.]

at the weekend all i was doin was cuddlin my gorgeous, sexy gf, leanne.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[srs1]

peps on here said you'd splitr again?

[Neil.]

nah that was ages ago, we're back now and in love.

Will every1 stop asking if we're back together, she's questioning me thinking im keeping it a secret!

[srs1]

opps sorry neil

[Neil.]

its ok, lick my boots.

[Fester]

lol


its in the post recorded delivery

[srs1]

i told you boy once before. you'll be my biatch.
you've been looking at the pecking order wrong

[Neil.]

only one thing i ever lick, and it aint gonna be ur boots either!

[srs1]

they were leannes, as you begged her to get back with you! lol

[Neil.]

well i saw the error of my ways and realised how much i do love leanne. now stop talking about this sean, none of NL's business.

[Fester]

it's Novaloads business tell all tell all!!!!

[Neil.]

nothing to tell, leanne is now a user of NL so im a very good boy. She is my baby and i love her lots, i love her even more now for the 4 times of sex we had, ta luv :D

[Mark]

What does this leanne look like anyway??

[?Marty?]

leanne is now a user of NL

oh dear, better remove 'those' posts then! :wink:





lol