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CP
08-12-03, 10:14 PM
Channel 5 5th Gear are looking for researchers. Outline 3 topics that you would like to research and why on 1 piece of A4. Include your CV ( you dont have to have journalism degree) and send it off to them - check out website for details.

Surely this a good chance for a much neglected part of the car owning community - namely young peeps into modded cars and cruising/meets - to tell the world what its all about?

Had to laff - Clarkson went to a cruise on Top Gear. When asked what was going on he was told that they were "flexin" :lol: The C2 is where its going to be at! pmsl :lol:

peester
08-12-03, 10:49 PM
yeah the top gear feature was good; ?20,000 on saxo's reckon it'll happen to the c2 as well?? ide much rather spend my ?20,000 on that fab monaro that looked the dogs imho. fifth gear job competition thing wouldn't be easy but i would forward the crazy world of modded maxing as you say CP good topic. the fact that it goes from the flexing loonies burning and crashing at cruises down to genuine car buffs that just appreciate their car, car clubs, shows and not down at local cruises.

olly55
08-12-03, 10:54 PM
jus coz sum1 says flexin insetad of sayin jus chillin out or havin a lugh and a loo kat cars dnt mean the yr burning them and being arseholes, thats a very anal view to have.

peester
08-12-03, 10:59 PM
jus coz sum1 says flexin insetad of sayin jus chillin out or havin a lugh and a loo kat cars dnt mean the yr burning them and being arseholes, thats a very anal view to have.

you reffering to me?? only my missus can call me anal. i was just sayin you get those types, not saying they're so-and-so's just they exist, whatever youre opinions are. then theres people well like me. just like cars, without the flexin.

olly55
08-12-03, 11:12 PM
yep fair play iread into wat u typed too much maybe way u typed it?

btu iagree yes u do get cunts at a cruise its wat spoiling the cruise scene, i got 4 the atmosphere of nice motors girls and m8s not jus sole for the cars car shows are for that imo,

cant stand wen people tar other with the same brush i kno its gonn a happen all the tyme and eveyone does it without knowing butright gets on my tits

jsu coz i wear caps sumtymesdnt make me a scroat...fake burberry mite but that aint me much prefer prada or evisu

elgan
08-12-03, 11:34 PM
i go down to the local cruises, big deal.

its something to do, and a cruise is what you make it

if we were all the same the world would be a very boring place

Jim
09-12-03, 07:49 AM
I wish 5th gear would get rid of the Chewbacca look-a-like. F**k knows how he got a job on the show!

VBH is so horny though...or is that just me? :roll:

Jim

lightweight racer
09-12-03, 07:59 AM
Will have to agree with slimjim- i have always fancied VBH, must be the whole car thing. But saying that could i really go out with some1 who could drive better than me?!?!?!

LeRoy

RJM25R
09-12-03, 08:28 AM
cruises are fine but i only ever went to one in my "best" car ONCE and it showed me never to do it again!, too many knobheads doinvg handbrakes in 1.1 saxo's or their mums corsa. some dick in a e-reg Nissan Bluebird Turbo took out a brand new parked-up Scoob P1. Blubird was coming through the petrol station onto the retail park at about 60mph. drunk driver, no insurance, NO PROSECUTION! the pigs didn't wanna know cos it was an illegal cruise anyway, trespassing on private property! They laughed at the impreza owner, telling him he shouldn't be there!

Still think cruises are cool?

Jules
09-12-03, 08:47 AM
maybe way u typed it?

:lol:

Sorry but I DO find that funny!!

Kettles & pots?

And before you start 'ranting' at me, I know what you mean and I know I've taken it out of context from how you meant it (for a bit of a luagh).
But if you want to flame me then feel free, I ain't really that bothered!!

Philsutton
09-12-03, 11:51 AM
too many knobheads doinvg handbrakes in 1.1 saxo's

Its always the saxo you see in a ditch or up the arse of another car, the people that drive these disgusting cars insist on showing the world how not to drive.

RobIsGrt18
09-12-03, 12:41 PM
yes jim agree with ya on VBH, its that voice that does it :twisted: !!

olly55
09-12-03, 01:28 PM
jules i was reffering to i nwhich the tpying came across wen i sed the way he tyed it rather than the spelling!! lol

i gey tho, dnt obhter me as i sed all i needed to bout me typing the other day bout missing words out or using shortenings etc everyone knos bout dat.

:)

Jim
09-12-03, 01:59 PM
Will have to agree with slimjim- i have always fancied VBH, must be the whole car thing. But saying that could i really go out with some1 who could drive better than me?!?!?!

LeRoy

I wouldn't be too bothered about that. :D


yes jim agree with ya on VBH, its that voice that does it :twisted: !!

yeah, definatley Rob :D Plus, you know shes getting wet when driving a fast car, lol.

Jim

elgan
09-12-03, 02:07 PM
a fast bird in a fast car does it for me :lol:

Barn
09-12-03, 03:08 PM
i agree slimjim, VBH could 'ave it any day

nova---chris
09-12-03, 03:14 PM
me luv da cruze scene ya know gangsta !
me flexin me cock man aye it mr clarkson!

anyhow. been to one. saw more fucking shit cars than good. agree with the moms and dads corsa 1.1 scence. ect ect.

the best cars are viewed at proper shows i think. where u can see the real work. (in day light)

:)

init cool tho me think ayeeeeeeeeeeee!

:?:

Stuart
09-12-03, 05:43 PM
bling bling



ive sat opposite VBH in my local Thai Curry house. my table was all wobbly due to one side being lifted off the floor (kevin and perry style lol) :D


I'd enter that compo/job ad, but a)lots of kiddies writing "when i grow up i want to drive a fast car with plastic shite all over them" and also what I want to write/research about isnt really that intresting for a TV show (appart from when an auto gearboxed car kicks the ass of its manual counterpart)

karl Rowntree
09-12-03, 06:18 PM
Olly55, sorry mate but i can barely understand a word you saying. Whats with the text generation wording? :?

Ben
09-12-03, 06:32 PM
Plus, you know shes getting wet when driving a fast car, lol.

lmao ive got the harness's that were strapped round here out the White Courtenay Nova :lol: :lol: :lol:

benji
09-12-03, 07:29 PM
i think there was a genuine post at the start, before all the brawling began.

mowgli
09-12-03, 08:12 PM
I think that you would have to offer to do research on how much fun caravanning actually is, or what glue keeps your syrup on the best when driving convertibles. It is a proven fact that the sort of people who decide who wins this sort of thing are actually car hating 'artistic' types who drive Fiat multiplas.

By the way, I know a lad who for two years has been trying to get to know VBH. he has had no luck, but he is a spotty ginger streak of piss.

epo
09-12-03, 08:30 PM
Olly55, sorry mate but i can barely understand a word you saying. Whats with the text generation wording? :?

agreed i skip his post as i cant be arsed reading it 27 times just to get what he's on about
do us a favour slow down your typin finger :!:

peester
09-12-03, 09:09 PM
all these vbh fans gonna apply for that job cp mentioned at the start of the post then???

?Marty?
10-12-03, 02:08 AM
Olly55, sorry mate but i can barely understand a word you saying. Whats with the text generation wording? :?

agreed i skip his post as i cant be arsed reading it 27 times just to get what he's on about
do us a favour slow down your typin finger :!:

skimmed it once, and i made no sense either, so i wont bother reading it.

Jules
10-12-03, 07:06 AM
Same ^^^

Jim
10-12-03, 07:50 AM
Olly55, sorry mate but i can barely understand a word you saying. Whats with the text generation wording? :?

You're not the only one Karl. But lets not get this post into another spelling/abbreviation debate.


lmao ive got the harness's that were strapped round here out the White Courtenay Nova :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL, have you sniffed them? :wink:


all these vbh fans gonna apply for that job cp mentioned at the start of the post then???

LOL, I can see the applications now "I want to join 5th gear so I can be near VBH. Not that I'm a stalker, I just find her really really horny"

Jim

dan_mk1
10-12-03, 08:49 AM
lmao ive got the harness's that were strapped round here out the White Courtenay Nova :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL, have you sniffed them? :wink:


:lol: i bet he has! how quick was the courtnay nova? it might smell of summin completely different? :?

?Marty?
10-12-03, 04:26 PM
Olly55, sorry mate but i can barely understand a word you saying. Whats with the text generation wording? :?

You're not the only one Karl. But lets not get this post into another spelling/abbreviation debate.

Just to add, that olly55 seems like he's a 'decent' bloke and does have good things to say sometimes, just a shame of the way it's done. And i dont really have much patience.

karl Rowntree
10-12-03, 09:08 PM
Think im going to send my details off for this placement, sound quite similar to what i did a university.

I trained as a product designer but research was a big part of my course. I did a 10 000 word report on 'cruises' and how the media influenced peoples attitudes towards the culture.

Will send that, just need to think of 2 more research/ story ideas?

HHmmmm, i wonder :?

olly55
10-12-03, 09:21 PM
cheers 4 the compliment marty,

that post (my 2nd one) wasnt really txt generration spellin jsu a fuck up via me and the keyboard and attempted quik typing, jus read it meself and it wasnt worth readin lol

dnt blame ya 4 skimmin it, ill try n type a lil more clearly but as i sed b4 i do the txt type thing without thinkin if i slo down and spce things ok then ull all be able to read it im sure.

sorry

my mistake

Jules
10-12-03, 09:57 PM
100% better, I could actually read that first time - Keep it up please!!
:D

olly55
10-12-03, 10:04 PM
lol but it took me 3 hours to type that lol

nah il ltry n slow down abit the txt language will still b ther but the space bar n spellin mistakes shud b a lil better like above.

CP
10-12-03, 10:26 PM
Think im going to send my details off for this placement, sound quite similar to what i did a university.

I trained as a product designer but research was a big part of my course. I did a 10 000 word report on 'cruises' and how the media influenced peoples attitudes towards the culture.

Will send that, just need to think of 2 more research/ story ideas?

HHmmmm, i wonder :?

Well ......
how about:

1. The scandalous situation where police (esp Northants :evil: ) routinely send officers out to speed trap relatively unimportant roads ( ie my village or an industrial estate) but are routinely unable to find the resources to deal with many RTA's. I have heard numerous accounts where peeps have been hit by other road users and because no -one is hurt and the carriageway isnt blocked the police say they havent got anyone available to attend. In all the cases at the very least there is the illegal behaviour of driving without due care and attention and in many there are other more serious infringements such as no tax insurance etc, driving over the limit, drugged up etc etc. Are we saying that speeding is more socially unacceptable than the above which have actually resulted in an accident or are we saying that dont bother with difficult crime just go for the easy stuff esp if can make a lot of money with an automatic fine system? And why camouflage speed camera vehicles - how is that in the public's interest?

2. The crazily high levels of insurance for young people - is it encouraging more of them to drive without it?

Jules
11-12-03, 09:03 AM
Some very good points there - Go on Karl stick your name in the hat, would rule to have a Nova owner on there knowing that furry-haired Jeremy Clarkson hates all things Vauxhall!!

Jim
11-12-03, 10:20 AM
Some very good points there - Go on Karl stick your name in the hat, would rule to have a Nova owner on there knowing that furry-haired Jeremy Clarkson hates all things Vauxhall!!

Jezza's on 'Top Gear'...Karl's going for '5th Gear'...or have I mis-understood you Jules?

Jim

Jules
11-12-03, 12:20 PM
Doh!!!
Next time I'll read and TRY and understand the thread before I put my foot in my mouth and make myself look an ass!!
:oops:

Jim
11-12-03, 12:52 PM
Doh!!!
Next time I'll read and TRY and understand the thread before I put my foot in my mouth and make myself look an ass!!
:oops:

LOL :lol:

Jim

Breeny
11-12-03, 01:11 PM
Speaking of Top Gear, make sure you watch it next week..

A few of my friends are gonna be on there playing... lol

Tuscan S, M3 Evo, Scnitzer 5 series, M3 convertible.. etc etc Theres quite a few of em :D

karl Rowntree
13-12-03, 12:17 PM
Thanks CP, some good ideas there.

Got a list of about 20 storys at the mo, going to look into a few of them and choose the best 3.

Will let you know how i get on.

Karl.