answerphones!!!!!!!!

[dangermousegsi]

i fuckin hate the bastard things with a passion now i hear about 600 a day!!!!!!!

"welcome to bt/ntl/telewest answering service for............"
"anonamous call baring is in operation"
"hi ....... and the kids arnt avalible right now.........."
"i cant come to the phone if you'd like to................."

some ppl even think they have a sense of humour.....
(to the tune of lou bega mumbo no:5)
"please dont hang up the phone/there is nobody at home"
"leave a little message at the tone"
"leave a little message at the tone" X5

one guy did do some dodgy jamacian accent on his answer phone with lots of refs to "ya man" an "winston"

anyone got anything that realy pisses them off at work?

[Dpnova]

Things that pi$$ me off at work...hmm WORK :P :twisted:

[Alex]

i fuckin hate the ba***d things with a passion now i hear about 600 a day!!!!!!!


Well stop pissing people off by ring them offering double glazing/travel insurance/ timeshares etc :lol: . I get so many every day i don't answer any calls to my landline until around 6.30pm.

[dangermousegsi]

i do customer service follow up calls i dont cold call ppl i call ppl who are havin probs and have requested a phone call

[Alex]

fair enough then

[Puntobabe]

my mum used to have a funny message (dunno if she still has it) it went 'dont hang up, I'm a friendly machine......'

:roll: :lol: :lol:

[Phil_G]

hi,

shitty wanky on hold music drives me to distraction.

even more than "amusing" (i use that word loosely) ansafone messages


Phil

[mbr1.2i]

i dont do phones but i work in a DIY store atm and the most anoying thing is when somethign dont scan and the coustomer goes, "Oh it must be free"
if it was fucking free i wouldent scan it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dangermousegsi]

lol@mrb :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

my answer message used to simply say "I'm not in..." *beep*

but now my other half has recorded over it and it is now well spoken and polite informing callers that we are not home and that they should leave a message for us. :roll: