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srs1
24-11-03, 07:35 PM
>Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
>A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
>
>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
>A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
>and
>the other you carry your groceries in !!
>
>Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
>A: Get out of my sun!!
>
>Knock Knock!
>Who's There?
>Little boy blue!
>Little boy blue who?
>Michael Jackson!!
>
>Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
>A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
>
>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
>A: Two 5 year olds.
>
>Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>A: Because they aren't his!
>
>`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
>~Foreplay.
>
>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
>A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>
>Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
>entertainment, what shall we do?".
>To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
>Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
>Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
>in trouble for that before"
>
>`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
>~Michael Jackson.
>
>`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
>~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
>
>`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
>~He's a crack shooter.
>
>`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
> boy's underpants?
>~Michael Jackson's makeup.
>
>`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
> little friends leave?
>~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
>
> How do we know Michael is guilty?
>~Several children have fingered him.
>
>`WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL
> JACKSON.
>~A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY

Philsutton
24-11-03, 09:04 PM
:lol:

dave.gsi
24-11-03, 09:25 PM
police raided michael jacksons home. they found class A drugs in his bathroom, class B drugs in his kitchen and class 5C in his bedroom :P

Stanton
24-11-03, 10:34 PM
genius :lol:

Nath
24-11-03, 10:39 PM
what have the scottish football team and the kids at michael jacksons house got in common???

Theyve bothed been fcuked in the neverlands!!!


ill get my coat

Mark
24-11-03, 11:47 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dpnova
25-11-03, 09:39 AM
:lol:

Puntobabe
25-11-03, 01:42 PM
:lol: :lol:

srs1
25-11-03, 09:45 PM
how can you tell when your kid is really ugly?
he has to sleep in his bed in neverland!

blingmachine
25-11-03, 11:36 PM
:lol:

Ben
26-11-03, 04:13 AM
"If its not wacko jacko shagging your kids its ryan giggs"

?Marty?
26-11-03, 04:18 AM
Innocent until proven guilty.

jkhilton
26-11-03, 08:11 AM
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having s*x?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.

What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights

Dpnova
26-11-03, 10:00 AM
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.



:lol: :lol:

Mark
26-11-03, 01:25 PM
LMFAO