srs1
24-11-03, 07:35 PM
>Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
>A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
>
>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
>A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
>and
>the other you carry your groceries in !!
>
>Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
>A: Get out of my sun!!
>
>Knock Knock!
>Who's There?
>Little boy blue!
>Little boy blue who?
>Michael Jackson!!
>
>Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
>A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
>
>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
>A: Two 5 year olds.
>
>Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>A: Because they aren't his!
>
>`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
>~Foreplay.
>
>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
>A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>
>Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
>entertainment, what shall we do?".
>To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
>Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
>Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
>in trouble for that before"
>
>`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
>~Michael Jackson.
>
>`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
>~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
>
>`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
>~He's a crack shooter.
>
>`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
> boy's underpants?
>~Michael Jackson's makeup.
>
>`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
> little friends leave?
>~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
>
> How do we know Michael is guilty?
>~Several children have fingered him.
>
>`WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL
> JACKSON.
>~A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY
>A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
>
>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
>A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with
>and
>the other you carry your groceries in !!
>
>Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
>A: Get out of my sun!!
>
>Knock Knock!
>Who's There?
>Little boy blue!
>Little boy blue who?
>Michael Jackson!!
>
>Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
>A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
>
>Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
>A: Two 5 year olds.
>
>Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
>A: Because they aren't his!
>
>`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
>~Foreplay.
>
>Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
>A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>
>Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
>entertainment, what shall we do?".
>To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
>Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
>Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
>in trouble for that before"
>
>`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
>~Michael Jackson.
>
>`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
>~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
>
>`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
>~He's a crack shooter.
>
>`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
> boy's underpants?
>~Michael Jackson's makeup.
>
>`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
> little friends leave?
>~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
>
> How do we know Michael is guilty?
>~Several children have fingered him.
>
>`WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL
> JACKSON.
>~A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY