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essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 12:42 PM
Hi, im new to the site, at first looks it seems pretty good!
ive got a 1.4SR with some subtle mods, aint really up for all out jap kits and huge wheels!
can any1 tell me if the GTE has a digi-dash lke the mk2 astra?
Rob
simple answer: no
only the astra GTE's had the digi clocks, other vaux have different bigger digi clocks and u can get custom ones but none were made on a nova during its production :)
p.s. glad u prefer the subtle styling :D
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 01:01 PM
cheers fella!
do the astra ones fit in the nova or need modding?
Will fit easily into a MK2 Nova H reg>
Will fit into MK1 Nova <Hreg but with more difficulty and modding needed.
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 04:23 PM
quality, mines on a J!!!
jus need to find one now!!!
Ive got 2 for sale :wink:
where bouts in essex u from boss?
im in wickford nr basildon
digi dashes r piece of piss to fit jus follow the wiring diagram, if u need one let me kno
lol i love sublte novas but cudnt own oen meself i prefer big ryms lol
meself i prefer big ryms lol
like....
Incy wincy spider
Little boo peep
Ring a ring a roses....
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 04:44 PM
im in colchester! i was in basildon on sat! 2 mates ogt pulled and got 3 points! loads of filth about!!!
how much would i be looking at?
too much tyme on ur hands ben.
yea bas was heavy on sat u jus gotta watch out 4 old bill,
street racin at thurruk m8 o na sunday is even heavyier
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 05:04 PM
wot time was things happening on sat? cos we went up southy first and there was nuttin really around the industrial estate by the time we got there!!!!
too much tyme on ur hands ben.
Obviously as i can manage to string a sentence together.
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 05:06 PM
too much tyme on ur hands ben.
Obviously as i can manage to string a sentence together.
:lol:
maccy ds and kfc the the places 2 b no1 can park dow nthe industiral coz the old bill move us on so its maccy dso r festtival leaiuer but we only pass thro to see the birds, southend was shite, u wanna get ursefl up thurruk m8 i was there and rolled in with 8 novas yestaday
maccy ds and kfc the the places 2 b no1 can park dow nthe industiral coz the old bill move us on so its maccy dso r festtival leaiuer but we only pass thro to see the birds, southend was s**t, u wanna get ursefl up thurruk m8 i was there and rolled in with 8 novas yestaday
Are you trying to take the piss now?
essexrudeboy
24-11-03, 05:13 PM
might giv that a go nxt weekend then!
southend was sh!t! spent more time in the arcades than looking/tlkn about cars!
went to the maccy's and kfc, saw some bloke get done cos his wheels was too big and there werent enuff space in the arches! the copper compared the escort to his volvo!!!
fcukn joke!!
grow up ben if u cant read it F**k off n stop moaning, i type fast n fuk up but aint changin 4 shit and jus coz sum1 dnt type in the queens english dont mean the ycant string a sentece 2getha son
grow up ben if u cant read it F**k off n stop moaning, i type fast n fuk up but aint changin 4 s**t and jus coz sum1 dnt type in the queens english dont mean the ycant string a sentece 2getha son
Why dont you fuck off back to roybacer or have you pissed all them off again and thye taken the piss out off you so you thought you would come and annoy us, i dont type the queens english, far from it.
Go eat a thesarus :!:
pissd roybacer off gain? since wen was the 1st tyme?
i get on wiv em all on rb they aint stuk up il use which sites i choose i dnt take no advice from u, jus coz ur respected o na fukkin net forum u fink ur it? sort it son its the NET it aint exactly real is it.
lol i dnt take orders from no1 bossing about over the net is GAY
You are correct, this isnt real, if it was then i would be worried about your mental stability.
But luckily for you its not real and you can knock about in that little box that you live in and write how you like.
At least you could do is shut up for another few months until your next outburst.
if it aint real then y try n tell peeps wat to do?
haha ur so sad al ldat u live a lil box / crawl bac kto where ucame from is bantom m8,
mental stability? fine m8 typing the way u talk is pretty normal, dnt try n test stuff liek that iunless u kn owat ur on about
"type how you talk"
Cant say ive ever had a conversation with a bowl of alphabet soup.
I can test whoever i like, and your no competition.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:35 PM
Ben, once again, your acting like a gay fuck.
I sincerly do hope hte next time you are being anally fisted by your boyfriend, you contract aids and die slowly and painfully.
You shrew dicked penis jabber.
Have a nice day now.
LMFAO Olly Rowsell runs off back to RB and brings his literate friend to come and help fight his lost battle.
lol u cant test anyone ben ull come a cropper one day.
u kno nuffink of me so u cannot say im no compotition.
carry on if u will with ur inferior slurs at typing n spellin mistakes coz i cundt care less if u dnt like how i type simple dnt read it. then maybe ul lstop ur whining.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:40 PM
FYI I am not part of RB, and olly didnt contact me either. I regularly browse novaload FYI.
Im like a superhero. I defend the good and attack the bad.
You, my small penised, child molesting friend, are in the wrong here. Go back to Michael Jacksons Neverland ranch and play with your collection of phillipino boys.
u kno nuffink of me so u cannot say im no compotition.
I know you cant have an educated conversation so that tells me enough.
FYI I am not part of RB, and olly didnt contact me either. I regularly browse novaload FYI.
Im like a superhero. I defend the good and attack the bad.
You, my small penised, child molesting friend, are in the wrong here. Go back to Michael Jacksons Neverland ranch and play with your collection of phillipino boys.
You seem to have an obsession with Anal sex and peadophilia, are you trying to brand other people with your own paranoid sexual orientaion?
lol i can have an eucated converstaion about anything u wanna choose.
FACT
u simply cannot make those accusations really because u do not kno me so giv up n fuk off
as been sed b4 reverse physcology bullshit makesu look even sadder ben,
lol at daz, u still threatning that novaboy lad off rb?
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:48 PM
Unfortunately for you Mr Ben from Bristol......
I shared my bed last night once again with a Beautiful Girl. Its a regular occurance for me, as Im a good looking heterosexual male.
I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I regularly attend parties with friends and I dress up in drag to make them laugh. I am totally comfortable with it, because I know atthe end of the day, its a joke.
Unlike you, who Ive been informed by a reliable source, wears his mothers underware below his normal clothes, and also has gay porn pictures on his PC. I will provide the name of my source if need be.
lol i can have an eucated converstaion about anything u wanna choose.
FACT
u simply cannot make those accusations really because u do not kno me so giv up n fuk off
Thanks for proving my point, although you did spell Fact correctly.
ben i do not need anyt1 to fight my battle specially not on the internet, tellin tales like olyl rowsell runs offto rb showsu really do worry wat peopl think of u so u have to try n make a fool outof others to get up the ladder.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:52 PM
My source also informs me that Ben is a 27 year old "hetero Virgin" who lost his anal virginity at the age of 12 to his father.
Ben doesnt have a driving licence, and he doesnt own a nova. He still suffers from greasy skin and spots, just like the teenager he wishes he still was. 8)
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where do these people come from, they are so funny.
ben if u wanna get all geeky son ull kn othat a conversation is that of 2 people talking and tpying can hardly be a conversation.
so then ull kno that by sayin because i dont spell / type theway ud like means i cannot have an eductaed conversation ull notice controdicts urself thus makin u loo kthe fool,
Got to go Back back to school again.
Cause Kowalski and olly u need to grow up.
and Olly u need to go back for some english lessons
U ali g lover
AIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Olly- i dont need a ladder for anything.
Polish inbreed wanker- You need sex therapy.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:55 PM
Tilly, listen up and listen good, I'm only saying it once.
you drove your car into halfords, and then it got attacked by workers at BARBIES SPRAY SHOP.
Shut up you car whore, your opinion isnt welcome, this is between me and ben, and Olly (who IMO is very righteous indeed)
http://www.slandersquad.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/antispam/antispam12.jpg
enlgish lessons? nah 2 bs is fine for me,
ali g lover? lol no i live in essex and regluar meet up with lads from london.
namesi dnt think 4 one min ud kno of i dnt expect rag week regulars liek ursefl and ben to understand 4 one min sum of the sayins i got but u get it everywhere, jus coz i choose to talk that way i do that mite b too rude for u to understand,
Kowalski
24-11-03, 05:58 PM
Contrary to popular belief, the name Kowalski does not make me polish.
This is the sign of a misinformed an uneducated idiot. COngratulations ben you made a mistake.
Kowalski is my username because it is the name of a character in a film I like. He happens to be an american. I thank you for being very uncultured, and a smoker of cock.
FUK YOU U FUKED UP PIECE OF SHITE.do i actually drive a pink car as yet , no u muppet it has no fukin engine in it. TWAT.
and yes olly does need your support cause u only just registered here from that shit hole of a place Roybacer.
So take your sorry little gay asses back there
this is between me and ben, and Olly
What is it to do with you, you just decided to pop over after seeing the smoke signals and add your point just as Tilly is free to do so, after Olly keeps saying its the net and anyone can do as they please.
oh dear the lameness ofthat reply made me laugh.
hmm yer im very sure alot of people listen to wat u gottasay.
so coz sum1 from rb joins that means they r here coz me me LOL
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:00 PM
Tilly, I am not part of roybacer but I also look over that site.
You registered there before and you had the piss taken out of you, maybe thats why you dont like it. Go out and make real friends, instead of trying to chat up men on the internet, you will find that like Ben, they are actually 27 year old geeks with no nova.
Kindly go out, and get aids with this ben character, and die, preferably choking on your own vomit while you do so.
Have a nice day now wont you.
hahaha since when have u been 27 ben??? They talk some shite.
and i have plenty of friends thanks.
Very profound.
I bow in your infinate wisdom, oh sexual frustrated one.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:05 PM
Tilly I seriously doubt that.
Now kindly remove your hideously large obese arse from this thread, you are blocking out the sunlight. That shits worse then nuclear winter. I noticed this thread dropped down to -15C when you entered, and also the smell kicked up a bit.
Kindly dissapear back into the cabbage pacth from whence you came.
Ben, has Michael started comforting you yet? FYI Novaload readers, Michael is bens kiddy fiddling friend and part time lover.
I know Tilly, i have had a hard life but 27, dont know if thats a compliment or not.
why has this thread turned into a RB vs NL debate?? what the F*CK has that got to do with anything?!?
someone lock this thread, its fookin $hit!
BIG ARSE and PROUD of it. so why dont u get on ur knees and kiss it cock sucker
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:08 PM
You bow down for my infinite willydom?
Im sorry ben, but I am not of that persuasion. I take it as a compliment that my dashing good looks and amazing personality could turn a man gay, but then I realised that you were always a cock smoker, ever since that day daddy touched you at the tender age of 12.
FYI I am not sexually frustrated. If I was Id be chattingup Tilly here as its obvious shes a car slag, and if she knew what Nova I owned, she would be lickign my cock as we speak.
Stanton
24-11-03, 06:11 PM
lol wtf is this stoopid tread about.
u lot shud jus meet up and argue, dont take up space on the boards!
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:11 PM
Tilly I would never kiss your ass. I have dated a model, a stripper and a Dancer. I have no need to kiss the ass of a professional Beached Whale impersonator. Thanks for your kind offer though.
And In all seriousness, I believe you need councelling, because if you are proud and comfortable with your ass and the rest of your body, you need urgent help..... please go now before its too late, and they have to put you down. I may not like you, but your still a human being, and turning into a vegetable is not cool.
LMAO and u call me a slag.
no im not a car slag as i drive my own thanks.
oh and for your info i am seeing a guy who is from oxford, is an accountant and has 2 Porsche Boxters
stick that in ur pipe and smoke it
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:14 PM
I would happily meet all of these people.
I would buy them a drink, and then proceed to pour it on the floor. I wouldnt even ram the glass into their incredibly vulgar faces, simply because they are not worth the effort.
i wouldnt except it thanks. oooooh to be in ur company :wink:
*barf*
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:21 PM
I am a slag because over the years I have dated several incredibly beautiful women? Thats the view held by an incredibly uninspired fat bird.
You live in gloucestershire, thats nowhere near Oxford, how does that work PMSL. He has two porsche boxsters. Wow am I supposed to be impressed, he owns two cheap porsches. Awesome stuff. I am currently running 3 cars, and will be purchashing a fourth soon. What I do for a living is of no importance, its a lot humbler then an accountant, but I can guarantee with my skills, I earn a lot more then him.
Still, this isnt a competition between me and him, its not like I would want your affections, Im just proving the point that dating a successful person does not make you cool. That is IF YOU REALLY ARE dating afore mentioned successful bloke. Its very easy to act big on the internet. Ben has mastered that skill quite well.
Heres a demo - IM KOWALSKI AND I HAVE A 48" PENIS AND OWN 78 FERRARIS AND 99999999 LEAR JET 45's.
See, anyone can lie my dear ;)
Stanton
24-11-03, 06:25 PM
can sum 1 plz lock this thread,
pissin me off now.
ppl slaggin each other off isnt wot most of us (hopefully) use these forums for.
ok whatever
and ur not blagging. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gloucestershire and Oxfordshire share a border and Cheltenham is around 30 miles from Oxford itself.
Obviously your Job dosent involve Geography
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:30 PM
30 miles is a long way to drive to see a partner, Id be inclined to say it was more then 30 miles though. Which proves my point, that they are nowhere near eachother.
And FYI Ben, my job does involve geography ;)
and Olly is an english teacher.
Kowalski
24-11-03, 06:33 PM
RS, I would like to point out that Ben threw the first stone. He made an unjustified attack on Olly.
Admitedly I could have been more mature in my response, but I have a whole quarry of stones to throw back at a person who is clearly in the wrong.
I agree this topic should be locked, to save Ben from further embaressment, and also to give Tilly time to reflect upon why lying on the internet is bad.
Thanks for your time, oh and one last thing. RS, your one of the only people on novaload who isnt a outright cock. I salute you for this, and bid you good day.
locked, all of you behave
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