Neil.
21-11-03, 04:24 AM
or so the police man hoped,
went to pick up a mate at 12pm from pub, he'd had a few pints(not drunk) and was finishing off a bottle of bud when he got in my car from the pub, we then went to tesco's, had munchies, so we parked up and he gave me his bottle and i placed it just next to my car on the floor, right underneith my door, forgot about it :wink:
So went in and got food, prob spent about 10 mins in there looking at the new Hot Wheels toys and how good they look, i brought 3 terry's chocolate oranges and mate got some crisps and a botle of coke, drove outa tescos and this police car was waiting in a side road for me, drove past it and he turned his head lights on and followed me for same ammount of time check would take over the radio, he then puts on flashy blue lights and pulls me over, i get outa the car and he says to me,
Police man - Been drinking?
Me - No
Police man - Get into the back of my car please
Me - ok
Police man - How many pints you had?
Me - None
Police man - How come you left a bottle of beer at tesco's then?
Me - My mate gave it to me and i put it on the floor to take to the bin and forgot about it.
Police man - ok, you wont mind doing a breathalizer then
Me - nope, not at all.
(he then tells about the test and how it works)
Police man - blow into this 'oooohh errrrr mr!'
Me - ok
he then asks me about insurance and what engine size (i shit myself and say 1.2) he says, ok.
I do the test and it reads totaly free from alcohol, his mate in the drivers seat goes 'damn!'
Then another police car comes along and pulls up side of one im in, driver of car im in shakes his head and says 'we should be so lucky'
Police man - ok u can go on your way now
Me - thanks
The police man in drivers seat lets me out and says,
Police man - who bottle was it?
Me - my mates
Police man - thats funny coz your mate said he hadn't been drinking
He then goes over to mate and says,
Police man - Why did u lie to me about the bottle and you not drinking when you had been?
My mate - i panicked mate, just said no.
Police man - ok we'll ive got your address ill be sending you a fine!
Only when i was driving off did the guy ask for my name and DOB, strange!
Trust my mate to lie aswell to a police man, derrrrrrrr!
went to pick up a mate at 12pm from pub, he'd had a few pints(not drunk) and was finishing off a bottle of bud when he got in my car from the pub, we then went to tesco's, had munchies, so we parked up and he gave me his bottle and i placed it just next to my car on the floor, right underneith my door, forgot about it :wink:
So went in and got food, prob spent about 10 mins in there looking at the new Hot Wheels toys and how good they look, i brought 3 terry's chocolate oranges and mate got some crisps and a botle of coke, drove outa tescos and this police car was waiting in a side road for me, drove past it and he turned his head lights on and followed me for same ammount of time check would take over the radio, he then puts on flashy blue lights and pulls me over, i get outa the car and he says to me,
Police man - Been drinking?
Me - No
Police man - Get into the back of my car please
Me - ok
Police man - How many pints you had?
Me - None
Police man - How come you left a bottle of beer at tesco's then?
Me - My mate gave it to me and i put it on the floor to take to the bin and forgot about it.
Police man - ok, you wont mind doing a breathalizer then
Me - nope, not at all.
(he then tells about the test and how it works)
Police man - blow into this 'oooohh errrrr mr!'
Me - ok
he then asks me about insurance and what engine size (i shit myself and say 1.2) he says, ok.
I do the test and it reads totaly free from alcohol, his mate in the drivers seat goes 'damn!'
Then another police car comes along and pulls up side of one im in, driver of car im in shakes his head and says 'we should be so lucky'
Police man - ok u can go on your way now
Me - thanks
The police man in drivers seat lets me out and says,
Police man - who bottle was it?
Me - my mates
Police man - thats funny coz your mate said he hadn't been drinking
He then goes over to mate and says,
Police man - Why did u lie to me about the bottle and you not drinking when you had been?
My mate - i panicked mate, just said no.
Police man - ok we'll ive got your address ill be sending you a fine!
Only when i was driving off did the guy ask for my name and DOB, strange!
Trust my mate to lie aswell to a police man, derrrrrrrr!