Anonymous
11-03-01, 09:09 AM
WHO IS JACK SHIT?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!". Now
you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt
Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
couple produced children: Holie Schitt, Givah Schitt, Fullah Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school drop out.
However, after 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schit divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt. They produced a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two other of the six children, Fullah Schitt and Givah Schitt, were
inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremoney. The wedding announcement
in the local paper announced the 'Schitt-Happens' wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you
can correct them!
:-/
B-) All Pug drivers are W*nk*rs (exept my missus) X-(
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!". Now
you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt
Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious
couple produced children: Holie Schitt, Givah Schitt, Fullah Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school drop out.
However, after 15 years of marriage, Jack and Noe Schit divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt. They produced a son of
nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two other of the six children, Fullah Schitt and Givah Schitt, were
inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremoney. The wedding announcement
in the local paper announced the 'Schitt-Happens' wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you
can correct them!
:-/
B-) All Pug drivers are W*nk*rs (exept my missus) X-(