how lazy are you?

[srs1]

i drive to the garage on the opposite side of the road 6 doors down.

i also have a remote controll light switch, so i dont have to get out of bed.

[Neil.]

i p!ss in my bed as i cant be bothered to get up for the toilet and imasterbate as i cant be bothered to make love.

[?Marty?]

i thought that's because you were now single neil? lol

[Neil.]

thats it, your now my bitch, bend over boy!

[Mark]

:o

[Chris LR]

I have been in taxi that simply did a U turn, however I didn't call it, or pay the fare.

However I did fall out becasue I was laughing so much.