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Anonymous
09-03-01, 06:22 PM
Apparently this is an authentic letter sent to Dear Dierdre of the Sun

Newspaper:



I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married
to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in
1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand on charges of
incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl"
in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD. We intend to marry
as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge
of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,
it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.



Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Anonymous
09-03-01, 06:50 PM
Oh oh, Ians going to kill you!!!! Will you leave me your nova in your will so that I can scavange any good parts of it for my car?
Cheers John, nice knowing you ;)

"Beware of the voices"

Anonymous
09-03-01, 06:55 PM
Slim, I'm sure he has a sense of humour!!!!!!
I got sent that joke by email today, just thought it was funny!!! :)

Anonymous
09-03-01, 06:58 PM
I'm sure he has john, I was being sarcastic :p

"Beware of the voices"

Anonymous
09-03-01, 07:00 PM
So that's Ian after you and davo after me for this

[pug_dog]

We're having a bit of an argument down in the MIRC forum :D

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
09-03-01, 07:01 PM
lmfao.

Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
09-03-01, 07:17 PM
lol!!!!!! That's some impressive artistic talent you have there Fenix!!!!! ha ha ha!!!!

:D

Anonymous
09-03-01, 07:19 PM
How do ya do that fenix?

Whoopass! :D

Anonymous
09-03-01, 08:55 PM
offers for gsi parts? from a white gsi from the stockport area.
anyone need anything? lmao!

oh and you have a cheek you're a manc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
i cant believe a manc can say that!
lol ill get ya!

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[naked_davo]Peugeots, citroens and fords
Ian@novaload.net
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Anonymous
10-03-01, 12:15 AM
I'll have his sound system ;)

"Beware of the voices"

Anonymous
10-03-01, 08:02 AM
oops!!! what have I started!!!!! :)

Anonymous
10-03-01, 10:58 AM
front bumper ian!!

RobDmr@aol.com Xr2????? I'd rather walk!!!!

Anonymous
10-03-01, 11:06 AM
I'll be hiding my car at the PNG meet tomorrow now!!! just incase anything disappears!!!(front bumper!!!!!!) :)

Anonymous
10-03-01, 12:25 PM
should i bring my socket set ?

:D

Anonymous
10-03-01, 05:16 PM
Already told you Ian. I'll take the engine.

B-) "and a Persian Rug" B-)

Anonymous
10-03-01, 06:12 PM
interior anyone?

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[naked_davo]Citroens

[burn_ford]

[pug_dog]

Ian@novaload.net
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