Anonymous
09-03-01, 06:22 PM
Apparently this is an authentic letter sent to Dear Dierdre of the Sun
Newspaper:
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married
to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in
1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand on charges of
incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl"
in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD. We intend to marry
as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge
of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,
it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Newspaper:
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married
to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in
1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand on charges of
incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former
Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time "working girl"
in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD. We intend to marry
as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilising her knowledge
of the industry working as the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,
it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D