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just got a very random call on old fone.
ring ring....'JKHILTON'
me answers 'hi'
random bird : hi its 1 of johns friends iv just nicked his fone <<lol
me : o hi there
random bird : so have you got a nova how do you know john
me : yes i got....derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (fone goes dead)
lol random pissed up birds ya gotta love them :twisted:
lol!
shell br struggling in the morning
im sure when john comes online he'll tell you about the txt message I sent :roll: :P :P :P :P :P :P
I spoke to that bird for about 45 minutes and the battery went dead lmao
The bird didnt even know his name!
I txt SlimJim to say to give John a ring cos I knew she would answer it, wonder what happenned :lol:
well i got a message off john a few hours later.
'hah! sorry bud, she's taken! lmao! i'll explain tomorrow mate, john'
hmmm, wonder what i txt her with :P :P :P :P
well she sounded sexy thats my excuse 8)
ahh the old 'phone phenomenon' where every girl sounds HOT on the phone!!!
She was 17 and sounded like a common slag to me.... and I told her! ROFL
i sent one telling him if he didnt stop ringing id text bomb him, that would keep the slag busy deleting texts
lol - well done ian spoil breenys fun
I txt SlimJim to say to give John a ring cos I knew she would answer it, wonder what happenned :lol:
LMFAO. I sent him a text and got one back saying "Lmao! I'll tell you tomorrow, John"
LOL
Jim
He's got some explaining to do
Actually, thinking about it, the last time Johns phone was in the hands of a girl his number got barred from all the Taxi companies in Mk because the silly bint rang all the taxi companies demanding a cab...John should really be more careful with his phone :P
Jim
i know how it happens'
erm excuse me, ill swap my fone for your mate, is that a deal?
:P :P :P :P
LOL :o Time to buy me some Phone's...
i thouht u had already used up some phnoes mark, swaped them for the b1tches in your shop :twisted:
LOL - There's always room for more..... :twisted:
jkhilton
10-11-03, 07:28 AM
lmao! I dont remember who she phoned!!!
I was at a mates birthday down south, we'd all been out to the pub and basically on the walk back there was a girl that was very nice looking, so I invited her and her mate back to the flat for a party ;) they both came back.
things get a little blurry after that, as on the way back to the flat we picked up another load of beer! :lol: ;)
lol
LOL thats not what she told me!
And she kept asking If i wanted to come up to Leamingon Spa (Where the fcuk is that??) to go to a cruise with my kitted up nova?? :o
You not remember the glasses John?? :lol: :P
jkhilton
10-11-03, 09:01 AM
Glasses????
one was really annoying and the other was nice, but they were both wayyyy too young. They said they were 17, but I reckon they were 16 and seeing as how most people at the flat were 28+ it seemed wrong!!! so we kicked them out after a while.
the one that was using the phone was annoying as hell, but the other one was really nice.
They said they were 17, but I reckon they were 16.
17 year olds look way different to 16 year olds don't they :o :?
lmao, only jokin mate :lol:
jkhilton
10-11-03, 05:56 PM
it's more the nagging thing going on in my head, When I was in MK, I went out with 2 18 year olds and Slimjim just kept making me feel like some kind of perv. lmao!! I think he has emotionally scarred me now!!! :roll: :? :lol:
?Marty?
10-11-03, 06:11 PM
Actually, thinking about it, the last time Johns phone was in the hands of a girl his number got barred from all the Taxi companies in Mk because the silly bint rang all the taxi companies demanding a cab...John should really be more careful with his phone :P
Jim
A good one is, at the end of a night out - who goes to get some food!?
Go to a place with 'free delivery' and order something from outside (phone them) to be delivered to your destination. Pop in a little later and say 'i've just ordered......will you drop me off with the order'. If they say no, you can say ''well, there's no one at that address as i am here, but if you want paying for the food, you'll have to drop me off because my wallet is there too''.
lmfao.. bet they were 15... :lol:
it's more the nagging thing going on in my head, When I was in MK, I went out with 2 18 year olds and Slimjim just kept making me feel like some kind of perv. lmao!! I think he has emotionally scarred me now!!! :roll: :? :lol:
:o Me?...make comments about people going out with young girls...Never! :oops:
Jim
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