Childrens nursary rhymes

[Dpnova]

Not that funny, but im really bored and trying to pass some time :(

JACK AND JILL
> Went up the hill
> To have a little fun.
> Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
> And now they have a son.

> HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
> The cat did a piddle,
> All over the bedside clock.
> The little dog laughed to see such fun
> When it died of electric shock.
>
> GEORGIE PORGY
> Pudding and Pie
> Kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play
> He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

[Mark]

LOL!

[jkhilton]

lmao, that jack and jill one is funny.

[epo]

:lol:

[Mel]

LOL!!

here's a couple more jack and jill jokes..


jack and jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky panky..
jack forgot a condom
and had to use his hanky

jack and jill
went up the hill
to have a bit of fun..
jack forgot his glasses
and done her up the bum

:lol:

[Stanton]

lol, fantastic

:lol:

[Neil.]

lol

[Dan_Dan_The_Nova_Man]

Jack n Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills Fanny
Jack went down
came up with a frown
found out Jill was a Tranny

[Mark]

:o

[Puntobabe]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

well they've now just been passed round my whole office :)

[linzTDI]

Jack n Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills Fanny
Jack went down
came up with a frown
found out Jill was a Tranny

quality

[Tilly]

Hickery Dickery Dock
Da Bitch was sucking me Cock
Clock strikes 2
me squirted me Goo
And Fucked around the Clock

[Tilly]

Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blakbirds
backed in a pie
when the pie was opened...
the RSPCA arrested me and i was sentenced to 200 hours of community service.


Baa baa black sheep have you any wool...
Yes of course i have, I'm a fucking sheep!


Georgy Porgy pudding and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry....
then he was sued for sexual harrasment.

Row row row your boat
unless its got a motor.


Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped over the moon
the little dog laughed to see such fun
and i promised myself not to take so muck LSD again.


Three blind mice Three blind mice
see how they run
into stuff.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
and Jill made enough off the insurance to have a proper tap fitted at home.


Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
when the pie was opened the birds began to sing
shit i forgot to turn the oven on!

Hickory dickory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the other two got away with minor injuries

Mary had a little lamb
she stuck him to a pylon
10,000 volts when up its arse
and turned the bugger to nylon

Mary had a little lamb
who wouldnt stop a grunting
Took it down to the garden gate
and kicked its bloody coont in

Mary had a little lamb
who road across the grass
everytime the wheels went round
the spokes went up its arse

[Mark]

Lol - I like Tilly's 'upto date' ones!

[blingmachine]

:lol: