what is it about breasts?

[Nova-Flair]

as above, it may have been asked before but i mean what is it about them? why, as blokes, do we like them so much???

ladies can you shed any light on this subject???

i mean dont get me wrong i like them just as much as the next bloke but i just cant put my finger on why i do!

[dave.gsi]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_see.php?id=2063

:o :D

[Dare-devil]

Yummy :D

[dave.gsi]

lol, i think a more interesting question would be..................

legs,arse or breasts??

[XZiBiT]

thats a good one dave hmmmmmmmm legs for i think??

[dave.gsi]

lol, it is a tough one but i think i'm going with breasts

[courtenaynova]

Im sure I posted that animated .gif in 'photo competition' :)

Im a great boob lover...

I boil, then shiver when I see (or feel) a nice pair. ( . Y . ) YUM!

[dave.gsi]

lol, u did post it. was gonna nick one off daz's avatar on roybacer but the site is down

[Neil.]

girl on Yorkshire cruise has got that as her avatar!

[Mark]

lol, i think a more interesting question would be..................

legs,arse or breasts??

I'd prefer that she has all those bits and a few more, body, head, arms, FANNY....lol well, maybe not the head..lol

[Anton]

mmm breasts :D

i'm the resident breast expert :D

[Dpnova]

Arse or breasts :o I choose both its all got to be in proportion :wink:

[linzTDI]

i remember asking this question in school as all the lads started a rumour as i chased one out the changing rooms half dressed once so they started the whole Linzis had a boob job thing (when i was 16!) i thought it was rather funny got alot of unwanded attention tho. I asked all the lads what was the obsession with tits only thing was i shouted it accross the class room when it was really quiet :oops: :lol:

I would say there my prized assets now lol :lol:

[wisewood]

I'll just clear my throat...
*cough cough* That's better.
Now - the thing about breasts... Here goes...

Breasts are actually there to feed babies - the meaning of life is reproduction, and as such all animals - especially humans look at potential mates and immediately assess the pro's and cons of them as a mate and mother/father of their young.

For a man, when you are looking at a woman your subconcious sees large/well formed breasts as excellent for feeding your children in the future... good legs and backside are also just a measure of fitness and health etc.

It's all basically the animal instinct in us... you can argue with it all you like - but thats the fact behind it. Personal preferences such as arse, legs or breasts are all down to what you find most aesthitally pleasing and are usually spawned from something in your childhood, for example... the lad who was chased by linz half dressed probably has quite a taste for breasts now as a result of seeing them bouncing towards him :lol:

[Barn]

^^^^ amen 2 that andy
lol :lol:

[dave.gsi]

http://photopile.com/photos/D4zK/auctions/37074.gif

drooool :lol:

[linzTDI]

dem dont look real tho

[broony]

Yeah but they look amazin! Diddy ride anyone??

[wisewood]

its all these young lads linz - they just care about the quantity not the quality :lol: They will realise wehn they grow up.

[linzTDI]

lol yeah i know.

I just dont get cosmetic surgery why would you go through a very long painful operation to put something in your body which your body is going to fight against till it rejects it then you spent all that money for nothing.

My mams mate had a boob job by transform and it burst under the boob like in the crease and was hanging out and they said they wouldnt touch her unless she paid for another job.
She sued the arse off them and had it taken out on the NHS but still only has one

[wisewood]

dont get me started on cosmetic treatments linz... lol.
i have MASSES of information about that rolling round in my head.

[linzTDI]

yeah well you dont need to spoil every thread with your facts and figures

[wisewood]

:D it not my fault i know about a lot of things lol.

[linzTDI]

yeah well learn to keep them to yourself

[Dpnova]

She sued the arse off them and had it taken out on the NHS but still only has one

:lol: :lol: Can you imagine jordan with only one :lol:

[linzTDI]

Jordans look so big because she is so little and skinny my mate seen her at a celeb footy thingy not long ago and she couldnt believe how little and skinny she was. she is only a couple of cup sizes bigger than be but it looks so much of a differance.

Just like pam anderson she had a bottom rib removed to make her look skinnier after she had the boobs reduced to a D cup but they still look huge on her

[Dpnova]

I heard if you have ur bottom rib remved u can administer your own oral pleasure :?

[linzTDI]

what how the f**k could you do that whats ribs got to do with any sory of pleasure

[wisewood]

yes - apparently auto-falacio is made possible by removing the bottom ribs. makes it possible for you to lean forward that bit further because ribs arent compressing your internal organs.

wouldnt fancy noshing myself off personally - but each to their own eh.

[linzTDI]

i know thats just silly what did god make hands for

[Dpnova]

I didnt for one second say id suck my own trumpet, but im sure theres people out there that would think about it. The thought makes me feel sick :lol:

[wisewood]

there is actually a cult of people who do it - they have their bottom ribs removed and get dressed up in leather and pvc etc and have their own logo and everything - some sort of serpant eating itself or something like that...

they have big parties where senior members watch the new ones doing it to themselves and in some cases even help by pushing on the back of their heads to help them reach. :o

[Dpnova]

I hope this doesnt sound gay but i've think ive seen a documentry on it

[linzTDI]

lol
nice did you tape it? could you sned it to me?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

dont care if it sounds gay or not :lol:
i have seen a documentary about it.

[Dpnova]

Nah i turnt it over once i had finished shuffling :P It was over a year ago and i wouldnt tape things like that they could defo come back to haunt you

[linzTDI]

damb :lol:

[wisewood]

why you want it linz - so you can suggest it to kieth next time he is complaining about something? :lol:

[linzTDI]

lol
keith would never complain :lol: :P

[Barn]

i know thats just silly what did god make hands for
wah? hands are a bit different to having a bird munchin on ur old boy
hand job or bj, I know which one I'd go for.

:lol:

p.s im in no way sayin I would av my bottom ribs removed to suck my own trumpet (what am i on, I wouldn't need my ribs removed) :P :wink: mwuhahaha

[linzTDI]

i was meaning why would you want ribs removed when you have got hands

[Dpnova]

:lol: @ BaRnEy, Defo BJ but if that werent the case i would have ribs removed to gobble my buzzard :P

[linzTDI]

lol you nutter

i am quite flexable anyways :wink:

[Alex]

some sort of serpant eating itself or something like that...

that is the sign for ouroboros which means an everlasting circle.

I heard prince or whatever gay name he is calling himself had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck himself off

[Neil.]

so then linz, u great in bed if your flexible then?

The documentry was this guy who dressed up in a floresent suit and had UV lights and got a guy to hold his head down.

If girls get ribs removed can they then lick themselfs out?

[wisewood]

thats not the same thing i saw neil. that jsut sounds wierd lol.
women removing ribs wouldnt mean they could get at themselves - mainly coz ours points towards us - theirs is too far beneath them :D or hadnt you noticed where the good bits are on women neil?? :lol:

[locky]

Defo BJ

You can get bad ones ya know!
Anyway, im a leg man!
*dribbbbble*

[Tilly]

Has to be a guys eyes and smile for me

Body and dark hair
then what there wearing on there feet and clothes in general

[srs1]

it's nought to do with the size. it has to be the overall package.
good personality, attractive to the person and then the most obvious, shags on first date. lol.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
people who say "you dont look at the mantel piece when your poking the fire" forget that you've got to dust it in the morning!

[locky]

Would you chat an ugly girl up ath the bar? no
Then u find out their personality!

Im not into 1 night stands! a snog yeah, but not 1 night stands! id rather have a girlfriend! 8)

[Nova-Flair]

aye im not into one night stands there is always one who wants to take it further and it aint fair on that person. it is possible to go for a lass more because of personality tho not usually on a nite out tho, thats purely looks or who u can 'get into' on the night.


i know thats just silly what did god make hands for
a temporary measure till we can find a willing lass! except its sadly turning out to be more long term for me lol :?

[DazK]

lol, u did post it. was gonna nick one off daz's avatar on roybacer but the site is down



http://photopile.com/photos/D4zK/auctions/37074.gif
nice aint they!
:P :P

[Dpnova]

a temporary measure till we can find a willing lass! except its sadly turning out to be more long term for me lol :?

LMFAO :lol:

[linzTDI]

so then linz, u great in bed if your flexible then?



i think thats a bit of a personal question

[Tilly]

Its a fact that women in general are more flexible than men

[wisewood]

thats because the female body has to be able to cope with more strain than a mans. Womens bodies change during pregnancy etc and the rest of the body has to be able to compensate.

A good example of this is the pregnant woman walk. Not the most flattering when coupled with a couple of shopping bags :lol:

[Anton]

thats because the female body has to be able to cope with more strain than a mans.

i disagree, its hard work getting all that blood to rush to certain areas :lol:

[Nova-Flair]

u trying to say summat anton? cant say i've had that prob :P

[linzTDI]

lol poor anton you should see a doctor about that

[wisewood]

Anton - eat wholegrain cereals... theyre good for your heart. :D should improve the blood flow in no time. its kinda like a cheap mod for your body to upgrade the fueling.

[locky]

Anton,
Olive oil thins the blood a bit 2 m8, add it with garlic, and yer joints (body) will be fine too!
Cod liver oil is also good for body joints!
I can give u a perscription for viagra! take 10 at once, and youll be humping like a bunny all night and day, in fact itll b a while before it drops dead! :wink:

Whose next in Doc Locks surgery of lurve????? :roll:

[wisewood]

can you prescribe some anaesthetic cream to rub in afterwards to take the soreness away locky?

[Dpnova]

Did you read about those 13yr olds that took the viagra at school, there teacher was a perve saying " they couldnt hide there trouser tent" :lol:

[linzTDI]

yes the teacher phoned 999 and they had to go to hospital till the effect worn off lol

[locky]

:lol:
Well, im noy sure bout that, but if you got hrs of humping ahead Andy, i would recommend using some petrloium jelly! this will help sorewinkyitis, which is common when taking plenty of viagra!

[wisewood]

:lol:
Well, im noy sure bout that, but if you got hrs of humping ahead Andy, i would recommend using some petrloium jelly! this will help sorewinkyitis, which is common when taking plenty of viagra!

never had the need for viagra anyway Doctor, things always work on demand... thus far anyway - maybe i should have some in case of emergencies.

[Dpnova]

Get some and when the older kids come trick or treating give them some viagra in sweet rappers, that will teach them :twisted:

[locky]

Get some and when the older kids come trick or treating give them some viagra in sweet rappers, that will teach them :twisted:
:twisted: thats a bad bad plan! :twisted:

[srs1]

i heard that they were using viagra on old men in homes. it stops them from falling out of bed at night.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tilly]

:lol:
! this will help sorewinkyitis, !

too go with ur foot and mouth?

[Mark]

:rofl:

[Tilly]

IMO- breasts are best cause theyre my cushions. when i lie anywhere or on anything i have a protective boundary in front. and if i fall over i wont break my nose :lol: :roll:

[dave.gsi]

neither will i, my huge cock will save me

[Mark]

Lol - now, Tilly I can believe, but I think you might just be telling a bit of a porky! :lol:

[Alex]

neither will i, my huge c**k will save me
you can use it like a bikes kickstand and even rest your legs.

[techie]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=2249


Oooo look at them.... [Austin Powers]Dirty Pillows[/Austin Powers]

Got to be natural, and pert (if possible within realms of sensibility).

Deffo appreciate the lovely lady bumps.

[?Marty?]

I like the WHOLE female form and wouldn't single any particular thing out as my favourite.

One thing though - with sensorship, they show the actual breasts but blur/cover the nipples. Erm, WHY? When it shows men topless, it shows their nipples too. Erm, male and female nipples are EXACTLY the same!! And if you can see the breast/shape of the breast, WHY cover the frikkin nipples!?!? WE KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!!!!

[Tilly]

http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=2249


Oooo look at them.... [Austin Powers]Dirty Pillows[/Austin Powers]

Got to be natural, and pert (if possible within realms of sensibility).

Deffo appreciate the lovely lady bumps.


cheers techie :wink:

[Ste_Nova]

:o :o

even emma from revs has tits
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[Dpnova]

:o Nice Pic

[linzTDI]

everyone has boobs of some sort y know lol

just some larger than others which can cause them back trouble :?

[Ste_Nova]

:o Nice Pic

don't even ask where we got it :o

[Anton]

come on linz! get um out!

[linzTDI]

no i cant be doing that that wouldnt leave anything to the imgaination

[Dpnova]

:o Nice Pic

don't even ask where we got it :o

Where did you get it :lol:

[Anton]

i'll show you mine if you show me yours :lol:

[linzTDI]

erm.......


no

[Anton]

you don't know what your missing :wink:

[linzTDI]

oh yeah.


well you know what your missin :wink:

[Anton]

:|

[linzTDI]

:lol:

[Stuart]

breasts are all well and good, but as many have said, its the overall package thats important.

I personally look at legs/buttocks then going upto the hair (preferably dark, but the current GF is a blondy colour lol), then to shoes (not a fetish but its important), oh the face at somepoint lol and finally an overall perve to appreciate the body :D

[Tilly]

just some larger than others which can cause them back trouble :?


yeah it can do linz.
But all is good for me

[srs1]

i've used up all my imagination now linz. pweeeezeee :D

[Barn]

then to shoes
:o

more than anything I like a nice arse on a bird :wink:

[techie]

cheers techie :wink:

Ur welcome. :P

[linzTDI]

just some larger than others which can cause them back trouble :?


yeah it can do linz.
But all is good for me

i am fine most the time but i am really little so causes me probs sometimes

[Anton]

:wink:

[linzTDI]

got summat in your eye

[techie]

Who out there likes giving a busty lady a pearl necklace then?

How about the ladies? Enjoy?

[Alex]

lmfao :lol:

[?Marty?]

Tit wanks. lol

[Dpnova]

:lol: :lol:

[Dicko]

GET IN :P

[linzTDI]

:lol:

[Tilly]

i enjoy it

[linzTDI]

i couldnt say i dont

[sexy_nova_sweetie]

i dont, only ever done it when drunk, cant say i enjoyed it at all

[Dpnova]

I enjoy it :P

[linzTDI]

you speaking from a mans or woman point of view? :lol:

[Dpnova]

From a mans, you just gotta be carful not to get friction burn

[linzTDI]

not had any probs like that but i am sure it could happen and be quite painful

[Dpnova]

It must kill, not that ive had it so i dont know, i rember reading a story about a bloke that got friction burn from choking his chicken :o

[?Marty?]

It's only enjoyable in a visual sense, but theres hardly any pleasure in a physical sense.

It's much nicer when it dribbles out the mouth and down the chin. lol

[Dpnova]

It's much nicer when it dribbles out the mouth and down the chin. lol

:lol: :lol:

[locky]

and then the horny little wipe with their hand, and suck it suck it off thier hand mmmmmmmmmm

Thread has changed a bit..........

[techie]

i enjoy it


As im sure whoever your with does ;)