Classic joke.....

[jkhilton]

A bra, a battery and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. The battery and the jump leads take a seat whilst the bra goes up to the bar.
The bra says to the barman "Afternoon pal, three pints of Stella please "Sorry mate" says the barman "I can't serve you". "Why not" the bra says. "Coz you're off your tits and your mates look like they're going to start something".



:lol:

[Dare-devil]

:rofl: :lol:

[Dpnova]

:lol: :lol:

[Riggy]

:D

[Mark]

Ow, my sides hurt!

[Anton]

oh dear :roll:

[DUNOVA.]

:lol:
Ive got a joke but dunno if you lot will think it's ne good!

Lady walks into a bar and ask for two large whisky's she knocks one back and poors one down her knickers,she ask's for another two and doe's the same the barman says to the lady ""what are you doin"" she replys Ive just won the lottery and that's the only c**t im bying a drink ........ :o

[Neil.]

i like it :lol:

[jkhilton]

lmfao! nice one!

[Mark]

Fcuking hell, they get worse.... :lol:

[Puntobabe]

:lol: :lol: :lol: