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On Clifford 500 alarms, after starting the ignition your meant to put that code in within 30 seconds, what stopping you from puting it into vallet mode within the 30 seconds and not having to enter the code, IE, steal the car.
And you can get that film you put on numbr plates to make the flash of speed camera's so bright u cant read the plate, with the new speed cameras why not put the film on your windscreen for night times when the flash goes off!
jkhilton
20-10-03, 02:00 AM
Why are Walkers Salt and Vinegar green and cheese and onion blue? when every other crisp company is the other way round?
:? :lol: :o
God I'm bored!
why do smarties have a letter on the bottom of the lid
Why is it that no mater how much money you throw at something it will never go exactly to plan???
Why is it that no mater how much money you throw at something it will never go exactly to plan???
has this got anything to do with the rally you was in this weekend lol :D
Nope, just life in general..
wrigleys
20-10-03, 04:47 PM
why is poo brown?
Why not pink? or white?
why is poo brown?
Why not pink? or white?
:D lol theres always one aint they :D
why is poo brown?
Why not pink? or white?
mines green
wrigleys
20-10-03, 05:00 PM
what the fuck have you been eatting ant?
When will i have sex next?????
why is it that i cant rember driving from the m25 to my house last nite?, after already having driven 200 miles lol
why are u limited to 20kg on a plane when the guy in front looks like he weighs 25stone?
or
5kg of hand luggage but 10litres of spirits to take in with u
wrigleys
20-10-03, 11:05 PM
why are u limited to 20kg on a plane when the guy in front looks like he weighs 25stone?
or
5kg of hand luggage but 10litres of spirits to take in with u
My dad works for britannia airways so we get to take as much as we like on holiday!! :lol:
Why do petrol stations that are open 24 hours a day / 7 days a week / 365 days a year both having locks on their doors?
why is it that I can't think of anything to write in here?
jkhilton
21-10-03, 12:50 AM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
:lol: :)
would the world be a better place with wisewood?
jkhilton
21-10-03, 02:15 AM
would the world be a better place with wisewood?
did you mean "without"?????
jkhilton
21-10-03, 04:41 AM
If I was to go to sleep now, would I get up before the boss arrives in the morning?
:lol:
Why is it that when your 'really' need sleep, you only fall asleep 10 minutes before you have to wake up again!
And, yes better with Wisewood.
And, no your boss will catch you!
lol, only messin, i love him really.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
LMFAO! :lol:
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man!
(<sniggers 2 himself!)
If we evolved from apes, then if we "mixed" would we get an ape baby, like an apes head, and no hair on body! you know what i mean?
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man!
(<sniggers 2 himself!)
If we evolved from apes, then if we "mixed" would we get an ape baby, like an apes head, and no hair on body! you know what i mean?
Lol - You been smoking again Gaz?? :lol:
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man!
(<sniggers 2 himself!)
If we evolved from apes, then if we "mixed" would we get an ape baby, like an apes head, and no hair on body! you know what i mean?
we have - Wisewood :D
Now, now Alex, that's just naughty!! :lol: :lol:
wrigleys
22-10-03, 05:27 PM
bloody funny though! :lol:
Why is it you can't own anything without some fcuker trying to nick it!!
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