Neil.
19-10-03, 09:26 PM
David Beckham, Mike Tyson, The Pope and a little school girl are in a plane thats going to crash, they only have 3 parracutes, so mike tyson says I'm having one becuase im important and ill beat you all up if u dont give me one, so he jumps out. David Beckham says, I'm a world champion and football needs me so i'm having a parracute, he jumps out. The pope then says to the girl, u take the last one as uve got your whole life ahead of u and im old and lived mine, the little girls says, it doesn't matter david beckham took my school bag.