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Just found out they dont flush down toilet easily!
:roll:
unless u get air stuck in them!!!! :roll:
everyone ignore dicko's post, in my original i'd forgotten to put the word 'dont' in.
dave.gsi
06-10-03, 10:37 PM
i hope you washed your hands before touching that keyboard :|
?Marty?
07-10-03, 01:15 AM
why use condoms?
pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
LMAOROFL @ marty, HAHAHAHAH!
why use condoms?
pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
LOL - I would say that is true comic genious --But knowing Marty he was probably just being honest...lol
Dare-devil
07-10-03, 09:14 AM
why use condoms?
pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
Totally :P LoL
wisewood
07-10-03, 09:20 AM
Neil - wrap it in some toilet paper... works a treat kid.
joeczucha
07-10-03, 09:51 AM
neil - my old biology teacher told us to fill em with water (don't inflate them, just fill them) tie the top up and then flush em and it sure as hell works!
dave.gsi
07-10-03, 10:23 AM
overfilling may get messy lol
whats wrong with the pill? or have you been shafting someone other than your girfriend :lol: :wink:
why use condoms?
pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
ROFLMFAO
yeah wrap it in toilet paper and flush, but always wear wellies if ya with a dirty bird. - good lad 8)
mikeoxford
07-10-03, 02:15 PM
whats wrong with the pill? or have you been shafting someone other than your girfriend :lol: :wink:
:lol: no comment
wisewood
07-10-03, 02:19 PM
lmfao @ neil playing away from home. :lol:
?Marty?
08-10-03, 12:36 AM
he used an inflatable arm band (used for swimming) stuck under his mattress, that he gave a good humping to and didn't want to get his matress messy. it's true.
anyway, you're not supposed to flush condoms down the toilet. wrap it in tissue and throw in the bin.
lmfao @ neil playing away from home. :lol:
Try a 15 second drive andy, lol.
not going otu with leanne any more, seeing this new girl, nikki, 19 and doing Public health and Nutrition at sheff uni.
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/Picture1.jpg
And no andy u cant have leanne's number.
?Marty?
09-10-03, 12:31 AM
is that leanne, or nikki?
anyway, you seem to be pretty popular with the ladies! you must have a big whopper. lol
wisewood
09-10-03, 11:37 AM
think the other half would be upset if i asked for leannes number mate. :lol:
what happened with leanne?
and where are the pics of nikki?
you seem to be pretty popular with the ladies! you must have a big whopper. lol
you said it :D
Got rid of leanne, too imature, gets on nerves.
And there will be NO 'pictures' of nikki andy!
linzTDI
10-10-03, 04:10 PM
Neil - wrap it in some toilet paper... works a treat kid.
totally agree
?Marty?
11-10-03, 03:18 AM
wanna be in porn?
No marty, why? Not that im asking becoz i wanna be in it, just curious, not curious coz im interested just wanting to know, not to get some, just curious. :?
whats wrong with the pill?
it dont work my little lads livin proof :lol:
and neither does the coil me daughters livin proof of that :lol:
supose ill have 2 bag it now
either that or the snip :cry:
im thinking of having the snip :) lol
the pill is 99% effective
the other 1% is down to human error.
works fine for me
r lass was on the mini pill as she cudnt have the proper 1 as it gave her migrains and a posible chance of a stroke (not the 1 id like 2 watch either)
she swears she took i trust\trusted she did
http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_60/72_love_answers.html
why don't you try that ;) :P
?Marty?
12-10-03, 04:16 AM
No marty, why? Not that im asking becoz i wanna be in it, just curious, not curious coz im interested just wanting to know, not to get some, just curious. :?
I could put you intouch with some people that do that kind of thing. Also, i run a porn site. he he he
http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_60/72_love_answers.html
why don't you try that ;) :P
i wud do as soon as it's avaliable id use it just dont fancy the thought of a doctor messin about with i knife near me jacobs :lol: so no snip 4 me :!:
either that or get r lass spayed
Use the 'other' hole...........lol
up the bum no harm done, every hole's a goal.
up the bum no harm done, every hole's a goal.
even an own goal? :o :?
even an own goal? :o :?
ROFLMAO
Nova-Flair
14-10-03, 11:52 AM
still reckon marty's suggestion was the best roflmao!
......just make sure the curtains wash well
wisewood
14-10-03, 03:16 PM
up the bum no harm done, every hole's a goal.
no harm done... rubbish.
woman i tried up the wrong un with had a slack arse the whole of the next day and was farting all the time as she couldnt hold it in!! lmfao.
you tell the people she worked with its NO HARM DONE!
lol her farts stank!
linzTDI
14-10-03, 03:18 PM
No harm done it bloody kills and it does stretch the hole and you fart and shit pellets for about a week. So i have heard anyways :lol:
wisewood
14-10-03, 03:23 PM
up't bum no babies.
now there is one that cannot be denied.
lol @ what the post has become, people talking about pellits and rank farts :lol:
linzTDI
14-10-03, 03:28 PM
it defeats the objective of sex as theres so sensation etc just a lot of fuckin pain and the after math alot worse so just go on the pill, injection, get implant, get snip, get tubes tied, get coil, or dont have sex at all if you dont wanna have a kid
wisewood
14-10-03, 03:46 PM
well she reckoned it was fantastic, and actualy preferred up up the chocolate canal. certainly seemed to enjoy it at the time.
suppose its just a matter of taste - and practice lol.
linzTDI
14-10-03, 03:47 PM
well its not my thing
wisewood
14-10-03, 03:53 PM
you sure?
might be worth making sure... just in case lol.
(2000 posts linz btw - well done.)
linzTDI
14-10-03, 03:55 PM
jesus
no deffo not keith wouldnt even try it again from the last time :lol:
get a bit of ring sting did ya :lol:
suppose its just a matter of taste - lol.
not if it oral sex :lol:
Oh god what have I started - :D
Oh god what have I started - :D
thats wot i said 2 r lass when i licked the wrong part
:o :lol:
Oh god what have I started - :D
thats wot i said 2 r lass when i licked the wrong part
:o :lol:
Good lad :!:
nah i was lucky :lol:
like the old joke
what have the mafia and oral sex got in comman
one slip of the tounge and ur in the shit :!:
it defeats the objective of sex as theres so sensation etc just a lot of fuckin pain
yeh but only for the girl :| :wink: lol
nah i was lucky :lol:
like the old joke
what have the mafia and oral sex got in comman
one slip of the tounge and ur in the s**t :!:
:twisted: :o :lol:
You're a dirty man Epo...lol
your all a bunch of perves, i tried it up the ass once, he didnt like it.
your all a bunch of perves, i tried it up the ass once, he didnt like it.
:o and :o again.......... :lol:
lool, had ya!
LOL - Trust me, you never 'had' me!! :lol:
dave.gsi
16-10-03, 12:10 AM
lol, its getting a bit fast and furious
'you never had your car' :lol:
dave.gsi
16-10-03, 12:19 AM
' i live my life a quater pounder at a time '
lol :wink:
Ok, I think we have managed to hi-jack this thread for long enough...lol
wat was that? Wats retail on one of those, more then u can afford.
Lol Neil, better late than never! lol
thats what all my gf's have said :?
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