its another joke, dont hit me for this laddies

[srs1]

A vampire walks into a pub, and ask's for a pint of blood.
bar man replies" sorry we dont sell blood"
so the vampire asks for a pint of water.
Another vampire walks in. and asks for a pint of blood.
again the bar man replies "we dont sell blood"
so the vampire asks for a pint of water. goes and sits with the other vampire.
(stay with me here)
Another vampire walks in and asks for a pint of blood.
the bar man replies the same. so the vampire gets a pint of blood.
The bar man then asks the vampire why they ask for water.
the vampire pulls out a used tampon. "tea bag mate"

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why dont grannies get smear tests?
ever pulled apart a toasted cheese butty.
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a woman stands naked infront of the mirror, she says to her husband.
" i look fat, horrible and ugly, pay me a compliment"
husband replies
"your eyesight is spot on"
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girl pulls a lad in a nightclub and takes him home.
she says to him, "tie me to the bed and do what lads do best"
so he farted, scratched his dick and shagged her mate.
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farmer buys a milking machine. try's it out on his penis. he has a great orgasm but cant remove it. he reads the manual and faints. it says
auto release after 21 litres.

[Neil.]

u sure u typed that first vampire joke right? i dont get it, well i do but the way i read it dont make sence?

[Paul]

me neither, me thinks a bit is missing.

[dave.gsi]

it should read..........

A vampire walks into a pub, and ask's for a pint of blood.
bar man replies" sorry we dont sell blood"
so the vampire asks for a pint of water.
Another vampire walks in. and asks for a pint of blood.
again the bar man replies "we dont sell blood"
so the vampire asks for a pint of water. goes and sits with the other vampire.
(stay with me here)
Another vampire walks in and asks for a pint of blood.
the bar man replies the same. so the vampire gets a pint of water.

The bar man then asks the vampire why they ask for water.

the vampire pulls out a used tampon. "tea bag mate"

[srs1]

ok. but you get it. end of story. so leave your handbag alone. biatch'sssss
lol.

[Neil.]

altho it wasn;t funny coz it didnt make sence :lol:

[Dare-devil]

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a woman stands naked infront of the mirror, she says to her husband.
" i look fat, horrible and ugly, pay me a compliment"
husband replies
"your eyesight is spot on"
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girl pulls a lad in a nightclub and takes him home.
she says to him, "tie me to the bed and do what lads do best"
so he farted, scratched his dick and shagged her mate.
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Lmao :lol: :lol: Good 1's :lol: :lol:

[Chris LR]

I didn't laugh, smile or grin...

They were Bad!