jamesburrows
03-10-03, 11:57 AM
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.(Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed
an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed
my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my
motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind
me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would
out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me
to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my
excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man
gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're ?20
each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said
that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the
full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they
will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW!
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.(Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed
an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed
my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my
motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind
me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would
out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me
to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my
excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man
gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're ?20
each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said
that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the
full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they
will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW!