imo

[Paul]

wot the flying fuck does dis mean, i know all da uva's, but cant figure out imo. see it a lot, dunoo wot it means?

Anyone kindly explain?

[Alex]

in my opinion

you also have IMHO meaning in my honest opinion

[Paul]

ah rite, i cudnt get that one, i pucked up rest of the NL language ok. just than one had me stuck.

cheers.

[wisewood]

i thought imho was "in my humble opinion"

ah well... whatever.

[Dicko]

you mean is 'dis' short for something? or do u mean if somebody says 'dont dis me' ?

[Paul]

controversy in the NL camp.





















































Can someone please find me something to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

easy > masturbate.
cures boredom for a while.

[Alex]

find me a job. I am after a position as a php programmer in the south east. preflebly in beds/herts/bucks area

[wisewood]

you tried the job centre website alex?

[Alex]

yep

[wisewood]

have you really > OR DID YOU JUST TELL YOUR MUM YOU HAD? :lol:

[Alex]

LMFAO :lol:

[Will]

lazy foooook, get a job :P ;)

[Alex]

Im trying :o

[wisewood]

NO ALEX YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!

You are playing on novaload.
go to the job centre, sit down and refuse to move until they find you a job!

[Alex]

yeah they will probably get me a job as a pizza delivery boy or some other crappy job which pays 51p per hour

[wisewood]

take it - 51p per hour is illegal and you could sue them lol.

Seriously though, you walk in and tell them what yuo want and ask them to look for you - they will have something similar on the system somewhere that might interest you mate.

Thats what i did when i got this job.
Walked in, went to desk and said what i was looking for - she looked and gave me a list of close matches and i chose the ones i wanted to apply for - got interview for this one same day - next day found i had been given the job, started the following monday.

[Fester]

alex ever thought about the navy? you'd potentially go straight in as an officer with degree

ps. if your mum goes mad i didnt tell you lol

[wisewood]

good thinking fester - and Alex, you're an ideal height for working on a sub, but unfortunately not for sleeping on the top bunk lol.

[Alex]

fester, why would my mum go mad?

I thought about the army as i used to be in army cadets and have the equivilent knowledge of having already completed the 6 weeks basic training. Can't be arsed with being shouted at or early mornings though

[dan_mk1]

the job centre here is pants! i asked for IT jobs and they kept sending me applications for hairdresser vacancies! :o :?

[wisewood]

if the job centre is sending you the wrong stuff tell them about it or it wont stop lol.

and alex, i was the same > dad wanted me to join airforce like he did but fcuk that!! i have no respect for authority so wouldnt last very long.

[Dave]

isn't the new slogan for the army-
'join the army get shot by the americans'

[wisewood]

and the american army slogan is:

"Join the Army; get killed by untrained Iraqi's civilians with rockets and machine guns."

[locky]

Wot does AFAIK mean?????

[wisewood]

abolishment for america's iraqi killings

[Gobby]

Wot does AFAIK mean?????

AFAIK means AFAIK as far as i know