Joke....

[Dpnova]

SORRY IF YOUVE HEARD IT,

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

"Yes. How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're minging"

[wisewood]

heard it before but tis funny!

[Gobby]

Good one, seen that on some programme a while back, still funny tho :lol:

[linzTDI]

i dont get it :oops:

[wisewood]

She is buying one of everything for herself linz - this is the thing that is supposed to give away that she is single - you're not meant to expect him to say "because you're a fcuking troll!"

[linzTDI]

well thats not funny :roll:

[Dpnova]

sorry if ive offended you :?

[linzTDI]

i am not offended just think its not funny

[wisewood]

// sense of humour over-ride

Linz just laugh at it anyway - make the poor bloke feel better.

[linzTDI]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


is that better

[Dpnova]

Thanks, makes me feel 10 times better :)

[srs1]

ok, why don't grannies have smear test's?
A: ever pulled apart a toasted cheese sandwhich. :lol:

[Gobby]

hmmmmmmmmm, this just gets worse

[jkhilton]

lmfao!

[Dpnova]

ok, why don't grannies have smear test's?
A: ever pulled apart a toasted cheese sandwhich. :lol:

thats sick, :lol:

[wisewood]

ROFLMFAO!!