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Southie
27-05-16, 06:31 PM
Yes I've the weekend to myself, my missus and I in the 10 years together have only had 3 nights apart and surprisingly this is the first weekend I've got nothing planned at all lol

So if you were me what would you do lol

totalnova
27-05-16, 06:38 PM
Spend as much time welding my rusty shell as I could, but I don't think you have a Nova to work on, so just crack on completing the list of jobs that I'm sure she has left for you.

Southie
27-05-16, 06:41 PM
No job list has been left, so that's another reason why I'm lost lol

No car projects, I might clean the :coughsorryedd: focus tomorrow for browny points though.

Andy
27-05-16, 06:44 PM
Usually drink usually dance.....
nah id get the lads round and get ballsed.england tonight and then yorkshire derby for the championship playoffs tmoro.il be at wemberley yess aii

Southie
27-05-16, 06:48 PM
Everyone I know is bloody busy, typical.

Enjoy the game Andy, they "ull" should win I reckon.... This isn't a football thread though lol

Southie
27-05-16, 06:48 PM
Timothy Taylor is my friend tonight bless him lol

pete17
27-05-16, 08:35 PM
PNG party at yours then tomorrow night ! Post address and let the fun begin lol

EwanG
27-05-16, 08:57 PM
Crack the booze open. Get trashed and put tunes on YouTube full volume through the hifi. :thumb:

Royston
27-05-16, 08:59 PM
When my wife goes away, there is a high risk another car or shotgun appearing....................lol

She goes away shopping..............so do I:d

Andy
27-05-16, 09:33 PM
Ewan and royston know the score.

House
27-05-16, 10:23 PM
I spent from 8am to 10pm in the garage for the 6 days my wife was in Greece without me!!

turbojolt
27-05-16, 10:41 PM
Prostitutes.

Stuart
27-05-16, 10:52 PM
Go for the bloodwank

Andy
27-05-16, 10:53 PM
Hahahhahahaa dryballing ftw lol

Andy
27-05-16, 10:54 PM
To nirvana drain you hahahahahahhahahaa

wwmnw
28-05-16, 01:01 AM
Snort fuck tons of cocaine and shag ANYTHING that moves, man/woman... chiiiiiiiif it looks old enough!

Southie
28-05-16, 10:19 AM
Day 2 and I've a hangover lol, so I'm contemplating cleaning the Focus but my minds full of ipa and Timmy Taylor's from last night so I've just put random Spotify music on lol

wwmnw
28-05-16, 05:30 PM
I had some Timmy taylors landlord last night too, followed by an assortment of other beers then went to the brewery tap and drank some of works beer.

Southie
28-05-16, 05:46 PM
Timmy t's is brewed down the road from me. I'm on the hob goblin tonight, a bit of an random flavour tbh.

wwmnw
28-05-16, 06:18 PM
Yeah its the best thing to come out of Keighly lol :p also explains why Barry at the Brown Cow always has Timmy Taylors on! I do like Hobgoblin (prefer it to king goblin thats for sure) and I find it goes really well with steak! I'm not one of these people that has beer with food I discovered it by accident, that is becoming a trend though having beer with food, the brewery tap menu has which of our beers goes with which food, I find that a bit too far as I only really drink our american pale ale.

EwanG
28-05-16, 07:26 PM
My Mrs is here. I have YouTube on motorcycle as the rush comes armin van buren mix full volume! Lol! Tanked a few need to can it soon as crail tomorrow with the nova total Vauxhall day.

pete17
28-05-16, 08:58 PM
Timmy is down the road from me.So I'm Nob goblin tonight, a bit of an random flavour tbh.

Really??????lol your other half needs to get back soon!!!lollollol

Southie
28-05-16, 09:49 PM
Really??????lol your other half needs to get back soon!!!lollollol
Sick bastard... Your only jealous lol

Jack
29-05-16, 06:08 PM
Porn, alcohol, dvds etc. Invite loads of women round and have an orgy.


I'm on the hob goblin tonight, a bit of an random flavour tbh.
It takes a few to get used to it IMO but once you do it's good. Gold is nice and Tesco sell it in 5l kegs lol


Usually drink usually dance.....
That reminds me of the last time I posted this, which I believe was in reference to you and spud going out on the groove lol
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/dance.gif

Andy
29-05-16, 07:36 PM
Hahahhahaa yep i remember that mate lol

Mike
30-05-16, 10:04 AM
Corona, Pizza, Street Outlaws. All night.

Mrs Mike was away all last week, the aforementioned was done diddly.